The Baby Bug|Baby bug - Discreet vibrator is a mini vibe that knocked my socks off! Everything about it screams 'cute!' and 'classy!' from the irresistibly soft and smooth silicone to the elegant packaging. When I first got the Baby Bug in my hands, I really couldn't resist playing with it. It's so tiny and cute!

It felt really good to squeeze. The texture of the silicone is incredible: smooth and soft, yet firm and resilient. You can really tell that the quality of the entire vibe is leaps and bounds above the others. I really wanted to run out and show everyone what I just got in the mail, or just leave it out... possibly not the greatest idea, but the vibe is incredibly discreet.

First off, it's waterproof. It runs on two AAA batteries, and the motor is incredibly powerful for its size. It's also incredibly silent. It'll hum, but once it was pressed against (and in me), I really almost couldn't hear a thing, especially if under the covers.

The vibe is controlled by a "plus" and "minus" on the base of the body: one press of the Plus turns the vibe on in what I call "idle mode," and then you can either cycle through the motor speed by tapping the control one speed at a time, or you can keep your finger pressed to zoom to max power. There are also three programs to this baby: an escalating "wave," throbbing pulsation, and quick pulsation. This can be accessed by turning the Bug up to max, then pressing the Plus again to switch to program mode.

Although the Baby Bug works wonderfully as an insertable vibe, I love it best externally. The sensation of the silicone rubbing against yourself is something you really need to feel. Really. It is amazing—completely different from other mixed silicone or plastic vibes I've used. The small size is also perfect—c'mon people, use your imagination!

And the vibe is small, but not slim. It's a really respectable 1 ¼ diameter, and you'll definitely feel yourself clenching around this vibe. The ripples and ridges felt really interesting and they dragged along my g-spot deliciously when I got the angle just right. For me, using the vibe internally meant lots of little, intense rubbing and not a lot of smooth, long strokes in and out. That was partly due to the fact that the entire vibe was just a little too short to get a good hold. At certain points, all I had to grip was the rounded end of the Baby Bug.

But in any case, the orgasms I got from the Bug were amazing, both internally and externally. That's the important thing, right? I highly recommend this vibe.

I'm writing this a long time after the fact, but my bug broke within a month or two, probably because I got water in it. So don't take it into the shower or bath with you, you guys!