Awesome Patterns, But Not For Roommate Living

The Vroom is a good name for the toy. When I think Vroom, I think car, and this toy is loud like a car, and some patterns remind me of a car running. It's got so much variety that everyone should be able to find something they like. They come in nice bright colors, they are very powerful, but they are very, very loud.
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Pros
Bright color, lots of variety in functions and patterns, powerful, seamless
Cons
Extremely loud, porous
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The Vroom can be used as a clitoral vibrator (my favorite), a vaginal vibrator, or all over body massage. It should not be used for anal penetration, because it does not have a flared base.

I think this toy will work for married females who don't mind loud toys, or females living alone. Of course men may enjoy the powerfulness of the toy for massage, but married men, or men who live alone. The toy is extremely loud.

The Vroom can be used for solo play, or depending on the position couple play. In couple play though, the toy was so loud and made me giggle so much, that it was hard to concentrate to enjoy the toy. If the sound does not bother you, it might be alright in couple foreplay or even during penetration, in certain positions.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The Vroom had a slight rubbery smell when I opened the package, however it was sort of a pleasant rubbery smell (in my opinion), maybe the smell of new clothes with a pattern on the front. The smell faded mostly after the first wash, and was completely gone after a few washes. There was no taste to the toy.

The Vroom is very smooth, and slightly squishy. It almost feels as it has a rubber coating on a plastic toy, because it is not flexible, only slightly squishy. The only texture is down at the base where it screws off for the batteries, so that texture is not felt. It is very cute though. There are small raised hearts, in about 4 different sizes, all around the bottom of the toy.

This toy is made from rubber which is porous, so don't share unless a condom is used. Although being porous, rubber is dirt repellent and will last a long time. So you should not have to replace this toy anytime soon, if you care for it correctly.
    • Rigid
    • Smooth
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

The Vroom is a rigid vibrator, with one side of the toy going straight up, while the other side goes most of the way up, then curves to meet the other side. So in other words, the point or the tip of the vibrator is off to one side, and not in the middle. The base of the toy is probably about 1.5 inches, is slightly wider than the shaft of the toy, and as mentioned before, has the raised hearts on it. It's a very pretty toy. Especially if you like the bright colors.

The Vroom is 6.5 inches, with only 5 inches being insertable, and it's about 1 inch wide at the very bottom, so the insertable part would probably only be about 0.75 inches wide. So it's not a large toy, and should be a great size for beginners, yet it's powerful enough for more advanced users.

For me personally, the Vroom was very comfortable. It was not too large, maybe too small for some, but the patterns and vibrations kind of make up for that. I think it's a very appealing shape, design, and color. The actual color of mine though, does not quite match the product picture. In the picture it looks slightly more blue than the one I got. Mine is more aquamarine or maybe just lighter blue.

The Vroom is very slim, so if hidden well enough, I believe it can be taken along for travel. However, keep in mind, it's very loud, so that fact (unless you will not be in a hotel with thin walls) keeps it from being travel friendly.
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

To start off with, let me explain all the different patterns. I will try to do as best as I can.

-Constant Vibration (High Level)
-Constant Vibration (Medium Level)
-Constant Vibration (Low Level)
-Goes from low to high quickly. Bz Bz Bz Bz Buzzzz Bz Bz Bz Bz Buzzzz (Very Quickly)
-Short Quick Not So Powerful Vibrations. Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz (To me sounds like a car running, only not as loud)
-Long Powerful Seperate Vibrations. BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
-Same as above only very quickly. BUZZBUZZBUZZBUZZBUZZBUZZ
-Powerful Quick Vibrations, With a Space In Between. BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
-Long Powerful Vibrations. BUZZZZZBUZZZZZBUZZZZZ
-Same as above only less powerful. BuzzzzzBuzzzzBuzzzz

All of the above patterns can be felt completely throughout the entire toy. There is not one specific location it can be felt more than another. I enjoy the high level of constant vibration and I also like the "long powerful separate vibrations". I don't think there is any pattern I don't like. This toy definitely gives you lots of variety in function. I think the toy is powerful and would be good for just about anyone, when it comes to function and powerfulness. For me personally I need very strong clitoral stimulation, and this toy was definitely enjoyable, but not quite enough for orgasm. It came very close though.

The controls are conveniently placed on the very bottom of the toy. There are two buttons. A power button to turn the toy on or off, and a button to skip to the next pattern. Unfortunately you can only skip in one direction, so if you pass over the pattern you are wanting, you have to go all the way through again to find it. You can not just hit a back button or something. The controls are in a good spot, however they are kind of a pain, because I found that you have to kind of press pretty hard to get it to actually switch the pattern or turn on or off.

Please be warned that this toy is very loud. It is not for college living, roommate living, or for a female wanting to play without husband, boyfriend, girlfriend or children knowing. It can definitely be heard through a closed door and under blankets with the television on. It's very loud.

This toy is waterproof but I have not had the opportunity to test it out in the water. I have a feeling it may be better suited for water than non-water play, because of the noise. Maybe the water will quiet it some.
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Not discreet at all
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

It is recommended that you use a condom with this toy every time, so it will help the toy have a longer lifespan. Then when the condom is removed a quick rinsing should do the trick. Myself, I do not enjoy condoms at all, so for those of us who don't use condoms, I suggest warm water and a mild soap to clean it with.

The Vroom did not come with a nice pouch or anything to store it in, and I do not suggest using the original packaging, so a plastic baggy may work fine, and then it can be put in a dresser drawer or storage box.

The Vroom is only compatible with water or silicone based lubricants.

Packaging

The Vroom came in a clam shell type package with some information on the packaging, but not a lot. It tells the size, that it's waterproof, that is has 10 functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation, that it's totally seamless, and that it has a push button control cap. Inside, there is a small generic instruction manual for vibrators. There aren't a lot of instructions, but it's a simple toy, therefore not needing much instruction. It would have been nice to have more instructions or explanations of the different patterns though.

The package is okay for a gift, because it's small, but to me, the packaging wouldn't stand out on a wall of toys, and make me say "wow". However, the teal color of the toy, is attracting.

I don't think the packaging would be good for storage, because it does not have a tight seal, and just because it takes up more room than necessary.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: SexyySarah
    Great review!
  • Contributor: ToyGeek
    Great review, very thorough.
  • Contributor: sexysweetieshan
    Thanks SexyySarah and ToyGeek!
  • Contributor: Raggedy Andie
    Ditto what ToyGeek said!
  • Contributor: bzzingbee
    Great review! I love me some power and thankfully live alone...so this could work for me. And it's blue
  • Contributor: sexysweetieshan
    Thanks Raggedy Andie!

    And thanks bzzingbee! Yeah, it's definitely noisy, so living alone (or having roomates or partners that don't mind), is very important. Haha. And yes, the blue is awesome. The purple and pink seem pretty too but I have not tried them.
  • Contributor: KrystalFayeO
    thank you for this review!
  • Contributor: sexysweetieshan
    You're welcome KrystalFayeO and thanks for the comment!
  • Contributor: tits only
    Great Review
  • Contributor: sexysweetieshan
    Thanks tis only!
  • Contributor: Daniel & Brittany
    great review!
  • Contributor: sexysweetieshan
    Thanks Daniel & Brittany!
  • Contributor: noofbat
    Heh, I liked your descriptions of the vibration settings.
  • Contributor: big b
    thanks
  • Contributor: froggiemoma
    great job!
  • Contributor: spineyogurt
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: PassionCpl
    Great review, thanks!
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