Some vibrators boast features galore, bells and whistles that dazzle and mislead unwary shoppers. I myself have fallen prey to these fakers; I've ordered toys aplenty, certain that they would work magic, and that my wife would be forever grateful for my thoughtfulness and savvy shopping skills. But too often these plans have gone awry. Vibrators have been weak and died, buttons have ceased to function, and sharp seams in jelly-like materials have irritated my wife's delicate insides. But no more. The RO-120mm bullet has stolen the spotlight and put all our other gadgets out of business.

This vibrator would feel good on anyone, anywhere. I works great externally on nipples, testicles, and bums. But if I was to be frank, I'd say that it feels best on clitorides. That's right, I looked it up, the plural of clitoris is clitorides. My natural thought was to use "clitorises" or perhaps "clitori", but no, clitorides is correct. Who knew?

Getting back on track, this bullet is made of firm plastic with a chrome-like finish. When it comes to vibrators, I like plastic quite a bit. In my experience, it conducts vibrations much better than jelly or silicone, both of which tend to dampen the sensation. Another great quality of plastic is its smooth finish that works well with lube of any kind. While jelly or silicone can pull a bit on skin, especially when running thin on lube, plastic feels slick and smooth even when using no lube at all.

As its name suggests, this toy is shaped like a bullet, albeit an especially large one. You could take down a T-Rex with this thing. It's about 5 inches long, and 1 inch thick. For a vibrator, it's compact, but it's full of power. At this size, it's extremely easy to store or hide, so I would suggest that it is especially travel friendly. Due to its tapered shape, the bullet comes to a fine but rounded point. This makes it perfect for pinpoint stimulation, of even the most deeply hooded clitoris. It should be noted that at 5 inches, this bullet is capable, but perhaps not ideal for internal use. It's just too easy to lose your grip.

The RO-120mm is multi-functional, with 5 settings in all, each escalating in intensity. It can be turned on or off by holding down the single purple button on the bottom for a few moments. Settings can be changed by pressing this button once for each successive level. All in all, it's pretty simple and easy once you get the hang of it. This bullet is also waterproof, and I found that it worked in the shower without any problems. But for all its cool features, the most impressive feature here is the power. The RO-120mm bullet is quite strong for its size, and out performs all of the larger toys in our collection. As for noise, it's pretty average; noticeable if you strain to hear from the next room, but certainly not too obnoxious.

Caring for this bullet is simple. Most of the time, it needs only a simple wash with soap and water. If sharing, I'd use an anti-bacterial cleanser. But since plastic is not porous, cleaning is fairly straight forward. As for lubes, go nuts, because plastic is OK to use with water, oil, and silicone-based lubes.