As Awkward & Unpredictable As Your First Time
In the end, this vibrator demonstrated all the confidence, deft maneuvering, control and consistency of a 14 year old kid fumbling around with you under a blanket on the couch. Which is to say that this vibrator had NONE of those things. So if you're interested in replicating the often awkward and unfulfilling experience of virginity lost, or perhaps would just like to trigger some icky memories of an unsatisfactory partner you've had in the past, this is the toy for you.
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Pros
Wide variety of speeds, distributes vibration well, compact and discreet size.
Cons
Controls far too sensitive, very loud, battery cap difficult to remove.
Follow-up commentary
8 months after original review
Oh, iTap. I still haven't seen or heard anything else with this kind of technology anywhere, so I do still think it's very innovative, albeit very imperfect. I would have loved to have seen another effort from Cal Exotic to improve these toys because I really love the idea and the novelty of tapping and changing the setting still totally thrills me.
Of course, it just doesn't pan out very well when used as a vibrator.
My partner and I did, however, find another very good use for it. For part of his avant-noise senior recital (studio composition major, he was) we tapped this "on" once and set it down inside of a piano on top of the strings. It would bounce around and change from setting to setting, creating some really neat syncopation stuff. The play would follow the dictation of the vibrator, and it ended up being very cool.
So. For bizarre, esoteric art school performance? This is great. But for its intended use as a vibrator? Don't do it.
Of course, it just doesn't pan out very well when used as a vibrator.
My partner and I did, however, find another very good use for it. For part of his avant-noise senior recital (studio composition major, he was) we tapped this "on" once and set it down inside of a piano on top of the strings. It would bounce around and change from setting to setting, creating some really neat syncopation stuff. The play would follow the dictation of the vibrator, and it ended up being very cool.
So. For bizarre, esoteric art school performance? This is great. But for its intended use as a vibrator? Don't do it.
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Good review!