The Volter. Sounds amazing, right? Like some big collection of electric sex in one vibrator. That's what I thought. I guess you all better not trust my judgment too much - this toy is horrible!

First of all, it says that The Volter is a g-spot vibrator. Obviously, I thought I would get something out of it. By the looks of the picture, the toy has a nice round nub on the end that would caress the g-spot and bring me to a fast, crazy intense orgasm. However, the tip is sharper and more slender than in the picture, and it is kind of painful going in! So unless you are into painful vibrators and such, I would not get this toy. Actually, even if you are into painful vibrators and all that jazz, I would still urge you not to get this toy – it's not worth the money!

Secondly, once I finally got it in without causing damage, it did nothing for me. The vibrations are not all that fabulous. You can compare them to a cell phone vibration. Also, I cannot get off unless the toy is going in and out – and if I were to do that with this toy, I would probably fatally wound myself! So when one uses this toy, she'd basically sit there with this viscous toy inside of her buzzing around.

Also, Nasstoys says that this is also a clitoral stimulator – it's not by any means. The little hook on the shaft barely reaches my clitoris! All I feel is this little itty bitty buzz down there. It may just be me, but I like powerful clitoral vibes, the ones that make me want to stop for fear that I'm going to explode with pleasure, and this is so far from what I like.

I thought it would feel great and really get me off. However, it didn't get me off, it just TURNED me off. It hurts going in, and once it's in, it does nothing for me.