An E-Sensual Toy For Online Fun

This toy is perfect for that geek in your life. The E-Sensual Bullet is essential for anyone looking to ditch the batteries and who spends a lot of time at the computer, whether that's for stressful work (providing a little break to relax) or pleasure (a little help enjoying some internet play). Offering low, medium, and high vibrations, with a variety of patterns, many users will find just what works for them.
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Pros
Strong, Doesn't Use Batteries, Ideal for Computer Use, Works with USB Chargers, Variety of Patterns
Cons
Loud, Controls are Unmarked, Cord Could Be Longer
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The best use for this vibe? Those of us who spend a lot of time at the computer can certainly appreciate it! If you like to play online; cybersex, watching porn, or if you just get excited browsing toys on EF -- this vibe is perfect. It plugs into your USB port and away you vroom.

Use at the Computer

And I DO mean VROOM -- this is one of the most powerful toys I've ever used, and I have a Hitachi. In fact, it's so powerful that it can be a bit of a downfall. Unlike a powerful wand massager, there's nothing to hold onto with the E-Sensual Bullet, and at high settings, it vibrates so hard, you might have a hard time keeping a handle on it! I've had it vibrate right out of my hand.

This bullet is great for clitoral stimulation, or the perineum, nipples, or other erogenous zones, including a man's balls and shaft. It does contain the warning not to use this toy on inflamed areas or skin eruptions, or unexplained calf pain. I would not suggest this toy for penetration.

In addition to being used at the computer, it works with other USB chargers. My camera and phone both have chargers with USB cables. I tried the bullet in both and was able to use it with success. So if you don't want to be tied to your computer, you can use it with such a charger -- though you're still tied to an outlet.

Alternate to Computer's USB Ports
Plugged into cell phone's charger. This works too!

As mentioned in several other reviews, the cord is adequate, but not extra long. It will generally be plenty to reach, but not leave much extra length to move around. This can be countered with a USB hub to extend the length.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • At the computer
    • Near an outlet with a usb charger
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The E-Sensual Bullet black version is made of hard plastic with a PU-coating. As such, it has a pleasant velvety texture. (The chrome version is not PU-coated, and is slick instead of velvety; however, I do not own this version.) The control pad has the same texture, though the buttons are slick plastic. It has no smell or taste.

As this is a typical large bullet toy, it is a great beginner's vibe, especially at the price. The varied intensities and patterns will help a newbie discover just what they like.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The bullet part of this toy is a little under 2 1/2 inches long, with a diameter of about 1 inch. The oval shape is typical of large bullets. There's 7 1/2 inches between the bullet and the controls, making them easy to reach without getting in the way.

I found the shape to be quite comfortable, nestled between my labia and sliding up and down against my clit. The seam in the middle of the bullet was hardly noticeable, and I am very sensitive.

This toy could easily be stored in your electronics drawer with the rest of your USB devices and cords. Wrapping up the cord with a twist tie (or the included plastic twist, which I use), the whole vibe becomes quite small and would be very easy to tuck into a sock or other discreet hiding place. If you travel with your laptop or USB electronics charger, this vibe would be quite suitable for travel, as long as the long cord was managed in some way.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

This vibe is shockingly powerful. I nearly flung it across the room the first time I turned it up to high! If you're looking for something small with some oomph, this is really the toy for you. The whole bullet vibrates very strongly.

This vibe has a three steady vibrations (low, medium, HIGH), as well as a variety of pulses, and a gradually intensifying ramp up (my favorite).

The controls are extremely simple. There is a triangular button pointing towards the bullet, and one pointing towards the plug. The one pointing towards the plug cycles through the different intensities and patterns, and the one pointing at the bullet has one function -- to turn it off. When you turn it off, it doesn't remember your last setting, so you need to cycle through them again. Once in a while, during play, I have forgotten which is which and pressed the wrong button, which can be either disappointing or startling, depending on which way it goes. It would be useful if they'd had them labeled, or different shapes, instead of looking identical. Admittedly, I can hardly tell right from left most of the time.

This toy is not quiet. It has quite a buzz to it. With general house noises, the lowest setting is unlikely to be heard through a closed door in a typically insulated house, but at the highest intensity, it very well could be. Of course, having it nestled between your legs is likely to dampen the sound somewhat! Also, I've found if I hold mine too tight (in an effort to keep it from vibrating away from me) it rattles in a startling way. This also happens at certain angles. This is very common with bullets, in my experience. Or perhaps I've got an exceptionally strong grip. *flex* (Unlikely.)
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

This toy is not waterproof. It should not be held in water to clean. It can be washed with a damp cloth. As it is PU-coated plastic, it can be wiped down with toy cleaner or isopropyl alcohol (rubbing alcohol).

I kept the little plastic twist that it came with to keep the cord manageable (as can be seen in my picture with the phone charger, above). There are many cord keepers available at office supply and electronics stores that would serve the same purpose, or a twist tie, but since it came with one, I thought I'd make use of it! Without something to keep the cord contained, it might tangle if you just toss it in a drawer, especially if it goes in with other items with cords.

The bullet is quite small, even with the cord, plug and control panel. The whole thing could be stuffed in a sock, easily fit in any drawer, or find a place in the toy box.

As the bullet is PU-coated plastic, there's no worries about using water-based or silicone-based lubes with this toy. I would take care not to get it too wet, as it does have a cord entering through a hole in the end. I've used it with lubes with no problem.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This box was not discreet. It proclaims the name of the toy in bright, bold lettering, along with its strong vibrations and other features.

Packaging Front

Packaging Back

Packaging Insert

Though it's not the most luxurious of packaging, it could be used to store your E-Sensual Bullet if you really wanted to keep it neat and tidy. Personally, I only use the included plastic twist that held the wires neatly, rather than the whole thing, which would take up a great deal more room in my drawer.

The instructions on the package were effective and those included as an insert were minimal. It is a very intuitive toy, however, that doesn't need much introduction.

Instructions Insert

This vibe truly is Plug and Play!
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
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  • Contributor: TiffanyW
    Thank you for the review!
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    thank you for the great review
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    Thanks for the great review, and thank you for so many pics, very helpful.
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    Thanks for a thorough review
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