The King Rocky is a superb vibrator that is part of the German company Joy Division's line of silicone toys. The vibe is made of super velvety silicone that can be cleaned and sterilized easily while also giving the toy the wonderful ability to transmit vibrations remarkably well. King Rocky comes packaged in a tasteful box that includes a little catalog of the rest of Joystick's product line, as well as a free lube sample (I have to admit that I lost the lube early on, and so I can not give my thoughts on that).

Being a guy who enjoys prostate stimulation, I was a little bit taken aback by the size of this thing. This is a very thick vibrator, really for the entire length, despite the undulating surfaces. Because of this, I opted to not try it out for any sort of back door fun, and instead just used the vibrator on my penis and body. The first time I used it, I actually vibrated my chest and stomach and perineum while I used one of my prostate massagers. I never thought I would be vibrating my stomach before, but holy smokes, it really enhanced the whole experience. I was delirious with pleasure for about an hour having one super-O after another until I finally decided to go and masturbate. Naturally I used the King Rocky to vibrate myself to a mind blowing orgasm. This thing is the business even for guys.

I then had the chance to play with the King Rocky with my girlfriend. As expected, she absolutely loved it. After several rollicking sessions with the King Rocky, she hails this as her favorite vibrator ever. According to her, the vibrations are awesome, and she liked the smooth speed control. While the KR only provides vibration and no pulsating or programs, it still provides strong and even vibration throughout the length of the toy. This is where I found the toy to excel actually, since I was able to enjoy sensations along the whole toy. Going back to my girlfriend's experience, on one occasion she was able to come as hard as I have ever seen her come in all of 30 seconds. I was actually a little surprised by the intensity of her orgasm. She had the same feelings about insertion as I did, feeling that it was just a little bit too girthy. If you like size, then this toy will certainly deliver on that front (King Rocky is on the larger end of the Joy Division Joystick product line).

The King Rocky has a textured surface that both my girlfriend and I found pleasing. On the tip, where the strongest vibrations are (though not a whole lot stronger than the rest of the toy), there is a nice large smooth area that makes it easy to find the sweet spot when targeting the clitoris or, in my case, my prostate through my perineum. I could see that if you are into larger vibrators or dildos, you could certainly use this vibe for G-spot stimulation. While it lacks a curve, the sheer size and the texture on the top of the vibe seem like they might do the trick for some.

This toy, along with all of Joy Division's toys, are covered by a generous five year warranty. They recommend only using water based lubes with it, and I would most definitely avoid silicone based lubes, as they will destroy the vibe. The King Rocky is water resistant, so you can use it in the shower, but I would not take it into the tub. Joystick thoughtfully provides a bag for storage, and this is nice because it keeps lint and dust from collecting on the surface. As with all silicone toys, this one is hypoallergenic, phthalate free and odorless. One other major plus I should mention is that this vibe is not really all that noisy. My girlfriend has a room mate, and neither of us felt like the noise was an issue as it has been with other vibes.

The King Rocky was stolen from me a little while back by my girlfriend, who fell in love with it after I used it on her one night following my initial interview. I am now competing for her affection with this toy, but I'm actually thrilled that she enjoys using it. We will often use this toy during sex, and it always seems to add something great to whatever we're doing, so yeah I still love this guy, and my GF really does. One amazing thing about this vibe has been the battery life. I put in a set of batteries in the summer when I got the King Rocky, and it has the same set of batteries and is still going strong! Incredible. One night a couple of months ago we went out to dinner after having sex and using the vibe. When we came back home, the vibe was still buzzing away, but the intensity was fine. I don't know if this is an endorsement of the vibrator's miserly use of power or the batteries that are in there, but the fact that we are still on the original batteries is incredible.