Let's hear it for the Action Packed G. I finally got a toy that I will use over and over again! This toy is excellent (for my body exclusively!) but it is also not without its flaws.

First, as usual, the packaging is so offensive and unnecessary. A Caucasian thin feminine girl is featured scantily clad with no reference to the toy AT ALL. She is objectified and purely is used to gain the attention of a buyer. Although I adore California Exotic's products, they need to work on their packaging.

Some of the positives about this toy include its waterproof quality. I am not much for bubble baths, but it is nice to know this toy will not be damaged through boiling or cleaning the toy as it is submerged in water. I think it is also funny, considering there is a seahorse being inserted into my body.

Speaking of the seahorse... why!? Why do my toys need to have awkward animals on them? I dig that seahorses blur gender roles within the animal kingdom, but that still does not make them welcome in my body. It's cute, but not for me.

Next, I love vibrators that have dial bases. I can pick the exact speed that I want. The only problem, the dial base is too close to the bottom of the shaft and kept on being accidentally adjusted as I 'tried out' the product. This is not a huge problem. One's hands can be adjusted for a more unnatural feel, but the accidental adjustment is avoided.

Next, I saw that the product was advertised as having 'Dual Motors' but I am not too sure what this means. It did not feel any different than products I have tried that are not advertised this way.

Also, this toy is made out of rubber. The material is not advertised on the toy, but I used a condom just to be safe. Cleaning the toy, is simple... but again, be careful. Rubber is porous and should be covered with a condom to allow the toy to last longer. Water and silicon based lubricants are also recommended.

Lastly, the toy is extremely quiet and will not disturb anyone if it is placed under covers. The tilt of the shaft is perfect and the clitoral vibrator is big enough to cover the entirety of my clit. The size and shape are perfect.