A Very Handy Massager

It was, and is, a powerful vibe, a staple design, and a wonderful price. It is very innocuous in comparison to other staple toys, and can be great used in concert with a bullet, egg, or dildo or partner.
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Pros
Small, inexpensive, powerful and versatile.
Cons
Twist-type controls may make the battery pop out when you turn it off.
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review

Use

Not only is this a sex toy, it is also good for pinpoint massage, though you may not be able to keep it off your nethers long enough to find out! Since it's fairly quiet, waterproof and fits in even small purses (keep all but one head attachment at home, if they fall out and clatter it can spell disaster!)anyone, anywhere, anytime can use this toy. I myself adore it with a good non-vibrating toy and the vibrations are strong enough to be fun without making me go numb or have my legs fall off. Also, it's a cute lil' pocket rocket! It's not scary or huge or coated in giant vein texture, so most anyone can have it without it being too obvious.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Everyone
    • Couple foreplay/after climax play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

Being solid hard plastic, it didn't smell or taste like anything, even out of the box. The extra little heads do have some sweet textures on them, so no matter how many toys you have, you can surely mix and match with this little beauty in the equation. A great toy with a small price tag, which can be very important sometimes, makes this a staple in my pleasure chest forever.

Design / Shape / Size

I like the simple, pocket rocket design, it's hard to go wrong. Being small, the handy massager is easy to hide though the extra heads may fall out of a disorganized purse if you don't keep em' secured. Since it's made for outside use, one size fits all, and no one should go without!

Functions / Performance / Controls

The handy massager is a taaad on the noisy side, but I won't complain too much about that, since most background noise will drowned it out. Pop in a good ambient CD and turn it on! The controls can be a bit annoying as well, and sometimes the battery will go flying out (if you twist it too far) but once you know how far you can go, it's okay.

Care and Maintenance

My favorite kind of care, wipe it down, abuse it, wipe it down again, put the batteries up to charge and that's all to it. Being hard plastic means it won't melt your toys or hurt you with chemicals, so storage is a breeze too, cool dry place out of the way and in arm's reach!

Packaging

The packaging had no herald that this is a sex toy, in fact, an oblivious person may never know it's nature.

I didn't keep the plastic package, but instead threw my massager into my nightstand with a smutty book and some chocolates.

Personal comments

I love it, and am using it now! It works through clothing, and makes me squirm in all the right ways. If you don't yet have one, and enjoy on-the-spot stimuli, grab one when you get the chance, it's a must-have for anyone's pleasure chest.

Experience

As far as use, I have indeed gotten off with this toy on the first run, which is saying something.

A good toy used standalone or with a dildo or vibe, you can turn it on and tuck it away, leaving your hands to do other things.
Follow-up commentary
In all honesty I had so much fun with the one smooth attachment I hadn't even switched it out! There are four attachments, a smooth one, which I've been using and found great for everything.

One that seems to have little discs on it in a somewhat floral pattern, that little bit of texture packs a punch, and is comfy and nubbly.

One has lots of very tiny pegs, that one wasn't too great on sensitive skin, but
works wonders as an actual massage attachment. great for shoulders (if you can reach!)

The last one had slightly larger and few pegs, and the result is an almost scratchy feeling dragged across the skin, but it's not unpleasant, and used carefully can go anywhere.

I liked the smooth and disc attachments best, and kind if wished that the maker would come up with new attachments.

It's still worth it to grab one.
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  • Contributor: Kayla
    I'd really love to hear more about the different attachments. Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: MuffysPinguLove
    I agree with Mistress Kay, a little more on the attachments would be helpful, but other than that good review!
  • Contributor: removedacnt
    Nice review, thanks!
  • Contributor: LicentiouslyYours
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Shawna-Fry
    I love this product! There's no going wrong with this! All I can say is WOW!!!
  • Contributor: Red Riding Hood
    This is a cute little pocket rocket. Great review!
  • Contributor: Ladygaga
    Good review.
  • Contributor: (k)InkyIvy
    I experienced the same issue with the battery compartment popping open when I went to turn it (a similar product) off. Thanks for the review!
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