I'm a fan of California Exotics Pearl Passion line because they are affordably priced, waterproof, easy to use, and made of good materials. However, some of them are better than others. The Pearl Passion Please looks like a decent design, until you see it in person. Its proportions are off and the size is entirely too small to function well as intended. Despite that, it does have some good points the others in the series don't have. For one, it has a subtle textured shaft for those who are sensitive and it has a firm g-spot bulb that does NOT bend back! That's my favorite part about this toy. Too bad the clitoral attachment is basically useless. For the price, it's still a decent buy. It's built well, has good power for a single battery, and is beginner operator friendly.

The Pearl Passion Please is made of TPR and ABS plastic. It comes in a fun and vibrant purple and silver combination. The TPR used for this toy is really nice. It's firm but still has some give. It feels nicer than most TPR toys I have. It isn't sticky at all and has no smell either (really low, anyway. TPR and plastic are hypo-allergenic materials that are free of latex and phthalates. TPR is somewhat porous so using a condom is recommended for sharing and for solo use too. The material does have drag so lubricant is a good idea and so is rinsing before use.

The Pearl Passion Please is a petite sized dual vibrator, especially for its design. I wanted this toy because I liked the shape of the g-spot curve. It's gradual and slightly bulbed. That combination works best for me. I don't need anything drastic. It is 6 1/8" in total length. The insertable length is extremely short. This toy can only be inserted 3 1/8". this is because of the clitoral arm and the fact that the base comes up very high.

The clitoral attachment is attached a little over half way down the toy. It's quite small and reminds me of a segmented worm. The ribbing is useless, though. The arm is 1 1/4" long. It's really flexible and can be bent back entirely. The rest of the vibrator is a different story. It barely flexes, and that's a good thing! The top is the thickest area around the bulb at 3 7/8" in circumference about 1 1/4" in diameter. It slims out for the rest of the shaft at about 1" in diameter, 3 1/8" in circumference. The slight curve and increased thickness in the end of the vibrator is designed for g-spot stimulation. It's obviously best for those who have a shallow one, like me.



The base is futuristic looking to me because of its seamless design and silver color. There is a silver band below the clitoral attachment, this is where the vibrator unlocks into two pieces. A single AA battery can then be slid into the waterproof chamber. There is also a single button for operation.

This toy is not discreet because its purpose is pretty obvious. Due to its size, it's not very hard to hide.

Having only one button, this toy can't be any easier to operate. When holding the toy, I easily hit it with my thumb. Pressing it once turns on the first of two steady vibration levels.

1. The first level of vibration is steady and somewhat buzzy. The bullet for this vibrator is located in the bulb at the top, so that is where the vibrations are strongest. They do travel down the shaft, but barely. They travel into the clitoral attachment even less! The noise level is low and cannot be heard through a door or across a large room. The vibration level is below average. It's enough for warm up clitorally, but isn't enough inserted.

2. The second level about doubles the vibration strength. I'd consider this a medium level, though. The shaft is well vibrated, but the clit arm is still totally lacking. Lame! The noise level increases, but still isn't that bad.

This toy is waterproof and it works great in the shower and tub with no problems.

Caring for the Please is easy. It can be used with any kind of lubricant. I prefer a silicone lubricant because I need less. To clean, use warm water and anti-bacterial soap. It does retain smells so be mindful of that when you choose your soap. It can also be cleaned with a toy spray or wipe. Remove the battery and allow it to dry before storing. If storing without the package, do not allow it to touch other similar materials. They may melt together!

Going with the simple theme, the packaging follows that. It's only a bit larger than the toy and is a plastic clam shell. It has a paper insert with minimal info on it. It works well for storage but is nothing special and is not discreet. At least there are no nakie bodies on it!

Sad day! This vibrator just falls short in a lot of ways. The g-spot part is a great shape and fit for me, but the vibrations are not nearly strong enough. The clitoral arm doesn't reach me at all either. I'd like to see this vibrator increased in size with a few tweaks. It also needs more umph. Even clitorally, I don't enjoy it that much. If you don't need a lot of vibes (I usually don't) this might be worth a try, but there are better options in the same series.