I had a lot of hope for this toy. The idea of my significant other having complete control over a secreted away vibe was intriguing and very arousing. It's public play without the public knowing that you're five steps away from screaming your head off as you cum.

And for the first couple of uses, this toy worked wonderfully. The straps held it in place, the egg vibrated like it should have, and the remote worked.

The thought of wearing it in public instead of behind closed doors made me horny enough that I came from not even a minute of the vibrations when my SO and I used this toy the first time.

Even during the second use, it was a grand experience. I had worn it under some jeans (SO with the remote again) and no one noticed it at all, even in a relatively quiet setting, though I certainly noticed it as my significant other cycled through the different pulse settings. This time, the vibe tickled as well, leading my friends to wonder why I was laughing like a mad woman in the middle of a restaurant (I told them it was a social experimental and none of them even became the wiser to the misdirection).

And then I discovered the fatal flaw in this toy.

The wings that the straps are attached to are delicate. As my significant other and I were disrobing for the final act of the night, we discovered that one of the wings had been torn and the strap was no longer holding the toy as it should have.

Another disadvantage is that when not in use, it still drains the batteries.

Conceptually, this was a marvelous toy. Unfortunately, it couldn't hold up to the rigors of play and now I have just the egg and the remote to speak for my troubles.