A Little Surprise, and a Big & Little Surprise
All in all, I think this was a really fun promotion. Edenfantasys didn't have to send out all of those free toys to people, and I'm really glad they did and that I was able to get a couple of them. It was fun to anticipate what I might get, and it was fun to get something unexpected (not a bunny). Thanks, Eden!
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Pros
Fun!
Free!
Something arrives that you wouldn't normally order.
Free!
Something arrives that you wouldn't normally order.
Cons
Something arrives that you wouldn't normally order.
When Edenfantasys.com started advertising an offer for a "Free Mystery Gift" for orders of $59 or above, I figured the gift wouldn't be anything I was interested in, and I actually didn't add it to my cart when I placed my first qualifying order after the promotion started. But I kept seeing the banner ad, and so when I placed my next order, I added it to my cart to see what I would get.
I had been reading the forum posts, and it seemed pretty clear that nearly everyone was getting the Silicone Bunny Buddy, which didn't excite me at all. The only question remaining was, would I get blue or pink?
When my order arrived, I opened the box, and--SURPRISE!--inside was the pink Silicone Bunny Buddy! It is just as creepy-looking in person as it is online, and is powered by watch batteries, so there's not much power there. But it sure makes a spectacular buzzy-vibration fuss, especially at its higher speeds! I set it aside and gave up on the "Mystery Gift" idea.
Then, while catching up on the forums one night, I read that there were a whole bunch of other items being received as "Mystery Gifts"! Some of them were kind of interesting. So I placed another order, for a larger dollar amount this time. As I waited for the order to arrive, in anticipation of enjoying the high-quality expensive toy I had ordered, I forgot about the "Mystery Gift" that was also on the way to me.
When my shipment arrived, I opened the bag and inspected the toys I had ordered. (This was my first order that arrived in the new bubble-padded envelope instead of the usual trusty Eden brown box. I was a little worried about what shape my toys would be in, coming all this way in a plastic padded envelope. Everything seemed okay; a couple of boxes were smashed in quite badly, but luckily I wasn't giving them as gifts, and the toys were intact). But then I came across something I didn't expect! It was a medium-sized California Exotics box with a picture on the front, of...a mutant penis? A very thick, pinkish-lavender cock, with a smaller deformed cock growing out of it! Then I remembered...my "Mystery Gift!" Sure enough, instead of the requisite cartoon bunny, I had received an Over-and-Under Power Stud! I was a little bit shocked. And I was a little bit worried that my husband would walk in and see it, and think that somewhere buried in me was a desire to have a tiny mutant cock growing out of his perfect one, and that desire made me order this thing, in HOT LAVENDER-PINK!
Well, I haven't used my Over-and-Under Power Stud yet, but I will, and I will review it separately under its own product page. This review is to report what I received as "Mystery Gifts," and that I've done.
I had been reading the forum posts, and it seemed pretty clear that nearly everyone was getting the Silicone Bunny Buddy, which didn't excite me at all. The only question remaining was, would I get blue or pink?
When my order arrived, I opened the box, and--SURPRISE!--inside was the pink Silicone Bunny Buddy! It is just as creepy-looking in person as it is online, and is powered by watch batteries, so there's not much power there. But it sure makes a spectacular buzzy-vibration fuss, especially at its higher speeds! I set it aside and gave up on the "Mystery Gift" idea.
Then, while catching up on the forums one night, I read that there were a whole bunch of other items being received as "Mystery Gifts"! Some of them were kind of interesting. So I placed another order, for a larger dollar amount this time. As I waited for the order to arrive, in anticipation of enjoying the high-quality expensive toy I had ordered, I forgot about the "Mystery Gift" that was also on the way to me.
When my shipment arrived, I opened the bag and inspected the toys I had ordered. (This was my first order that arrived in the new bubble-padded envelope instead of the usual trusty Eden brown box. I was a little worried about what shape my toys would be in, coming all this way in a plastic padded envelope. Everything seemed okay; a couple of boxes were smashed in quite badly, but luckily I wasn't giving them as gifts, and the toys were intact). But then I came across something I didn't expect! It was a medium-sized California Exotics box with a picture on the front, of...a mutant penis? A very thick, pinkish-lavender cock, with a smaller deformed cock growing out of it! Then I remembered...my "Mystery Gift!" Sure enough, instead of the requisite cartoon bunny, I had received an Over-and-Under Power Stud! I was a little bit shocked. And I was a little bit worried that my husband would walk in and see it, and think that somewhere buried in me was a desire to have a tiny mutant cock growing out of his perfect one, and that desire made me order this thing, in HOT LAVENDER-PINK!
Well, I haven't used my Over-and-Under Power Stud yet, but I will, and I will review it separately under its own product page. This review is to report what I received as "Mystery Gifts," and that I've done.
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ROFL! Funniest review I've read in awhile. "Mutant cock'. I totally wouldve just thought "Oh, double dildo!" But I think I now prefer mutant cock. Thanks for that.
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Thank you so much for your links and photographs! And ugh, I remember getting one of those pink bunnies, they were the worst!
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