This toy is an oral sex stimulator- not quite a vibrator, but serves a similar purpose of stimulating the clitoris (though it could be easily used on nipples, penis, etc.) It is not insertable. A lubricated wheel of tongues spin at three speeds, stroking and stimulating the area that it is applied to.

The outer case of the toy (which the tongue wheel, motor and battery case rests in) is made of soft, matte black plastic. The wheel itself consists of 10 mini-tongues (0.75" long by about 1" wide) made of soft, flexible but firm TPR plastic with a faint, unnoticeable seam on each tongue. (There was some debate about whether it might be silicone, but I'm pretty sure it is TPR.) There is a faint plasticky scent that was not bothersome to me. These tongues are very soft, but this toy works best when you apply lots of lube. Anyone who enjoys oral sex will probably like this toy: cunnilingus is no big deal to me, and I found I actually liked it a little better than the real tongue because I had more control. The sensation is sort of like a cross between a real tongue and a vibe- faster, more regular, and firmer, but absolutely blissful.

This is such a freaky looking toy. In fact, I bought it not expecting much in terms of functionality, but as a novelty item/collector's piece. It is shaped quite differently than your average vibrator, so there may be a little learning curve for how it will work best for you. The whole toy is about 4" long, 4" at widest point, and 1" deep. I enjoy using it both on my labia, and with my lips spread for more direct stimulation. This toy can be easily stowed in its metal storage tin, which can easily be thrown in a toy bag or suitcase, though I probably wouldn't bring it in my check-in luggage.

This toy is NOT waterproof, although you can (and should) apply plenty of lubricant to the wheel before use. After removing the cap to the case and applying lube, you turn on the toy by sliding a switch at the base. The toy makes a whirring noise which is fairly loud, but could be worse. There are three speed that the toy spins at- I like to start with the slowest, which feels like sensuous licking, and work up to the fastest, super intense speed when I'm ready to get over the edge. Not everyone may be able to orgasm with this toy- I've only been able to do it once, and prefer it for warmup. Depending on how you are built, you may want to spread your labia manually to apply this to your clit. (A friend who keeps her pubes natural said she had problems with the tongue getting caught in her hair). You can use the wheel spinning forward, backwards, or sideways. I find you can get a lot of different kinds of sensation by varying speeds and licking direction.

I think this would be too large and unwieldy to use during intercourse, and I think most people's partners would rather give them actual oral sex, so I think this is best as a solo toy.

I've also found that as much as I hate AAA batteries, they last a long time with this toy- I've used mine about 10 times and it's still good as new.

My major complaint about this toy is it's a pain to clean. You have to remove the front panel of the case, then remove the wheel, wash the wheel with soap and water, and wipe out the inside of the case with a toy wipe or damp cloth. Because it's necessary to use plenty of lube with this toy, the inside can get gunky and sticky if you don't wash it immediately. I would recommend using water based lube with this toy for the most realistic/pleasurable feeling, but silicone lube wouldn't cause the toy to degrade. Once all the parts are cleaned and dry, it fits inside a well in the nice metal tin provided with the toy, which is relatively discreet. One issue I experiences was that the tip of the spindle that the wheel snaps onto fell off after 4 or 5 uses. I was able to put it back on, but it spins a little unevenly now. I am kind of bummed that this toy started to break so quickly.

The toy comes in a metal tin that says "Sqweel" on the lid. If you put it on a shelf it would not be noticeable at all. The inside of the tin has a black velveteen well that the toy fits into, though I pulled it out so I'd have space for my other Sqweeler (alternate wheel). It's a cute, functional and unique storage option, especially for those who like boxes.

If you got the inspiration for the review title, you get a big kiss from me. ;) I do think this a worthwhile toy, and really love the unique sensations it provides, and the adorable storage box. However, it is far from perfect- I hate AAA batteries (though to be fair, the battery life is pretty decent), I hate taking it apart to clean it, and I hate that it started to fall apart so quickly. I think this toy is priced at a level that if you're curious about it, you should go for it. I did give one to my oral sex afficionado friend and she was less crazy about it, so YMMV. Another thing- I have reached orgasm with this one once, so it's possible (it took about 30 minutes, which is typical of real oral sex for me, too), but I prefer this more as a warm up for other types of stimulation.

This toy can be used on other body parts as well- I used it on a partner's penis and balls while he was tied up, and he loved it! So I think this toy can be pretty versatile depending on what you like!