When I first received my package, this was the first thing I reached for because I’d had my eye on it for a long time. It was so pretty and silky-smooth, it felt like running your fingers through high quality satin sheets (AH-MA-ZING!!). I was messing around with the buttons to see what powered what. I clicked the power button and my hand was NUMB. The vibrations were so powerful. I didn’t expect it to be that intense. After, gazing at this toy for a good minute, I began to click through the modes and different levels of power/intensity. I was so amazed at how powerful it was, all I could think about was how amazing it would feel later on.

So here’s the tea: I waited until my household was completely silent (you don’t want anyone busting in!), grabbed my blanket for an extra security measure, then went to town... sort of. It was intense just like I said and it was, cool, but I wasn’t really feeling it. I decided to stay optimistic and thought it was because I prefer more clitoral stimulation from my toys... but that wasn’t it. I changed the speed with hopes that maybe just MAYBE that it would be better because it was already powerful in my hand so why wouldn’t it be on my clit right? Sadly, I was wrong. It took me forever to get off and I had to switch to “ol’ reliable” to carry the weight and finish the job. I tried laying on my back to see if that would help and nothing changed for me personally. I became a little sad because it’s one of my more “luxury” toys and it feels as if the only thing that “satisfies” me if the feel of the silicone :(. The clitoral portion feels good on your fingers but on your actual clit it feels sort of like a bumpy tongue just sitting there. It was sort of like those soup spoons that they give you in the Chinese food restaurants to use with a bunch of micro-silicone nubs. As for the g-spot/insertable portion, the vibrations were also very intense on their own but I feel like the toy could’ve been a little longer because it seems like it’s just barely getting to the g-spot.

I tried to get back into it, but I just couldn’t. It seemed a little awkward like when you’re with someone who is inexperienced and doesn’t know what they’re doing. The vast majority of my second attempt seemed like I was sort of having to force myself to enjoy it which kind of sucks on my end and that May or may not be because I prefer clitoral-stim more than insertable, but the vibrations helped me a little bit (just A LITTLE!). It doesn’t really have anything special to it other than the vibrations being stronger than your average toy. It’s completely waterproof so maybe once I try it in the shower of bath it will work a little better for me (for those that don’t know, it’s easier to get off in water because your muscles are relaxed.). Cleaning was a breeze, just spritzed with my toy cleaner and got to washing and I was good to go.

Like I mentioned before, this toy is EXTREMELY powerful and will probably buzz right out of your hand if you let it. It has two separate motors, one in the clitoral portion and another in the g-spot/insertable end. Both motors will have you shook off your first look. Wash this toy first, jump in bed (or the shower) and try for yourself. It may or may not work for you, it may just depend on your sensitivity levels.

Honestly for me, there was no orgasm achieved either time. It may have been because of the positions I chose or that I wasn’t relaxed. I had to switch to another toy to finish the job for the Saiph sadly. Toys all boil down to personal preference and sensitivity levels in my opinion. Maybe this toy wasn’t strong enough for me? But it may work for you and/or whoever you are buying it for.