A Complete Waste of Batteries

I can think of absolutely no reason that someone would actually be satisfied with this toy. You can find subtle vibrations in toys made of more body safe materials, and the G-spot curve is nothing to write home about.
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Pros
Small in size, good shape
Cons
Extremely weak, bad smell
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review

Use

Truthfully, there is really no good use for this vibrator unless you require near-nonexistant vibrations. Even if that is the case, you can do much better, considering this toy smells very strongly of PVC. The toy was designed for g-spot stimulation, but even using it to stroke my g-spot was a complete failure.

Material / Texture

The material is a soft PVC (also known as Jelly) and has a very strong scent. It has a bit of drag, and I honestly didn't find the material pleasant at all. It is easy to clean, but not nearly as cleanly as silicone, glass, or hard plastic.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

Had this toy been better executed, I would say that the size and shape would be great. The G-spot curve is noticeable enough to reach the spot, and the size is great for someone like me who prefers small toys, but the combination of a laughably weak motor and vibration-absorbing PVC makes this vibrator a complete failure.
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

At the bottom of the base there's a twist dial that controls the strength of the vibrations. This is pretty standard when it comes to Doc Johnson's Lucid Dreams collection. I prefer push-button control because it's simply too easy to bump the twist wheel, but it's not an awful design. The vibrations are concentrated, if you could even call it that, in the tip.
    • Discreet sound
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

Because of the nature of PVC, I personally used toy cleaner to clean it. You could use a good antibacterial soap, but with a semi porous material I like to use something specially designed for the job. After a few test runs I'm just throwing this away, never to be cleaned again!
    • Easy to clean

Personal comments

Don't waste your time, money, or batteries on this toy.

Experience

I was bored the entire time that I was trying to masturbate with this toy, actually bored. That doesn't happen very often.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Rossie
    Thank you for the warnings. Good thing this disappointing toy was free of charge.
  • Contributor: The Mother of a SiNner
    ty for the review great post
  • Contributor: xcapricax
    thanks i cant stand a bad smelling toy
  • Contributor: Sabrina
    thanks
  • Contributor: subwayrailings
    thanks for the honest review
  • Contributor: roskat
    Wow, this sounds like a terrible toy.
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