I couldn't wait to get this toy! I absolutely love eggs, and I currently have a "go to" egg that I love. This one coming with a wireless remote I thought would be awesome. As soon as I opened the box and saw the kind of batteries it took I just knew I was in for disappointment.

The best use for the vibrator in my opinion is for a warm up to get you in the mood. It is great on teasing your clit, nipples, anus and gives you goosebumps while rubbed along your skin and body. This is a clitoral stimulator and I was excited to try it out. I am one who needs a lot of power and oomph to get me going and to the big "O". This one did not get me there. This would work well for a beginner who is looking for something to tease and get you in the mood, but not to get you that great orgasm you are looking for.

The best thing about this toy is that you can involve your partner in more than one way. If you are going out on the town, slip the egg in your panties and let your partner have the remote. Just be careful you aren't in a silent place, otherwise you might be heard. This toy isn't loud, but it's not quite either. You can also use this with your partner during foreplay to help tease you and get you in the mood.

I do love the feel of this toy. It is almost velvety and so soft. Both the remote and the egg have this texture. It is made out of plastic, it is hypo-allergenic and latex free so it makes it safe for most. Plastic is also non-porous, so it's easy to keep clean.

This is a simple pink egg and matching remote and has no odor or smell to it. It is firm to the touch and would be perfect if it had more of an oomph in the vibrations. This texture is great for both advanced and beginner users.

I would totally be in love with this toy if it had a stronger vibrator in it. I love eggs and with a wireless option it only adds to the effect. It's a simple egg, so you can use it on your clit, nipples, anus, or all over your body and have a teasing effect. If you decide to insert it I would suggest using a condom for retrieval. Though it does have a plastic string attached to the end of the egg, I would not rely on that for retrieval.

The remote also has a plastic string attached to the top side. The box says that you can use the strings to carry the toy with or attached it to a key chain. Now, the remote I might put on my key chain, but I'm not so sure that I would put my egg on my key chain. This feature makes it very travel friendly and discreet.

The size of both the egg and the remote were perfect. The remote fits very nicely into the palm of your hand. The remote is about 2 inches long and an inch wide. The egg is about 2 inches long and an inch wide with a diameter of about 3". It's a great size for travel and to be discreet.

This toy was a disappointment in the vibrations. Yes, it does have 7 functions, but none of them give you anything when it comes to getting off. I tried for what seemed like an hour and finally gave up. I ended up getting out one of my reliable toys to get off in 2 minutes. The vibrations are located in the egg with the tip having the strongest vibrations. It cycles through 7 different variations of pulsing, and has 3 steady vibrations. Even on the highest and strongest setting, I still could not get off.

It's great that this toy is discreet. It's quiet in comparison to other eggs, but doesn't have enough oomph to get the job done. The remote has a simple set up. It has an on/off button and then another button to cycle through the 7 functions. I was not impressed by the functions or the intensity. I would add waterproof to the toy, but there is no sense in doing that if it doesn't work. This toy is going into my "never use" box.

When I first opened this box and saw what kind of batteries it took, I knew that I would not enjoy it. It takes 6, yes I said 6, watch batteries just for the egg. Then it uses a small camera battery for the remote. So, even if this was a good toy, I would be spending a small fortune in batteries and they are not standard. In my experiences with toys and batteries, the ones that use these small watch and camera batteries tend not to last very long compared to a standard AA or AAA battery.

Because this toy is made out of plastic it is super easy to take care of. It is non-porous, hypo-allergenic, and latex free, which helps make it safe for most. I clean my plastic toys with warm water and an antibacterial soap. You can also use a toy cleaner or rubbing alcohol. You can use pretty much any kind of lube to include, water, silicone, or oil based lubes. I prefer water based lubes.

You can use the case it came in to store it in for awhile. But after awhile it will break down because the plastic case is flimsy. Mine is staying in the case and will stay there until I find a new home for it. Because it's made of plastic it can be stored pretty much anywhere and with any toy, just be careful of your other toys.