Well, here I go again, reviewing another sex toy from Doc Johnson. Last week I reviewed the Thumper Royal, and this week I graduated to the ten function G-spot vibe.  Essentially, they are the same sex toy. The only differences between the two vibrators are the color of the exterior and the shape of the vibrating head. All the functions are same and the amount of power is equal.

Pros: I really like the variety of vibration options. They range from a constant pulse all the way to random build ups. It feels great to tease with; it really got my blood flowing.

I also like the size of this toy. It is small enough to be travel size, but not too small to be too hard to hold. I must admit I used this toy mostly for clitoral stimulation, it is way too small to be pleasurable for insertion on me. For those who aren’t size kings and queens (and everyone else in the royal lineup!), this toy should work fine. The curve is dainty at only about a half inch, but it does the job.

Cons: I did not like the manual or the warrantee that came with this (as stated in my previous review of the Thumper Royal). They were not helpful and this time I just threw them out. What a waste of paper!

After looking closer at the vibrating center of this toy (it’s rather opaque), I discovered something I hadn’t noticed in the Thumper Royal. These sex toys do not have a vibrating egg, or other standard modes of vibration, but rather a spinning rod with a weight on the edge of it (check out the actual size photos to get a better idea). I don’t know if this makes much of a difference (as far as power or noise goes), but it does make the vibe a bit shaky.

Stars: 3 out of five. It simply does not measure up to other sex toys in this price range

Bees: 3 out of five.

Vrooms: 3 out of five.

Overall, this toy just doesn’t measure up. Sure it may be multi-speed and pocket size, but those are its only perks. Perfect for the price, but I wasn’t too impressed.