All of my life people have called me "Skinny-Minny", "Bean Pole", "Half Pint"---so forth and so on. I pride myself on being naturally slim along with my ability to squeeze into just about any and every size "small" outfit I can find. I still shop in the kid's section for clothing and I'm out of my twenties at this point.

One size fits most in this case is a serious misnomer in sizing. And it's such a disappointment, because although the polyester panties aren't exactly exquisite they are comfortable against the skin and the mesh top is made with really awesome, thick seams. There is absolutely no give to this outfit at all. It is what it is, as they say.

Okay so the first problem...the top is designed to fit someone without arms. Seriously. The arm holes in the mesh top are so ridiculously small that the shirt would ride up over my breasts and I felt trapped in the garment. The cutouts were pinching underneath my arms and I had trouble comfortably moving around in it. I weigh 95 pounds and my arms are only 12 inches around at the point where the shoulder/arm pit is...so it's not like there's a lot of extra skin hanging out up there.

So what did I do about it? I handed my husband a pair of scissors and begged him to cut the bottom of the arm holes out. Yes, I realize this put the surrounding mesh at risk for rips and tears, but it's the only way I could comfortably wear it without feeling strangled.

Now, the panties. They're cute and the pinstripe detail is really nice, but the button applique is really cheap and kind of shiny. I don't like that aspect at all. From the back they look super hot on my ass, but the front looks like there's a load in my pants. It bunches up when I sit down and tries to slide down my hips when I walk. This is no good.

I was honestly going to send this back and get something else, but there isn't another mesh white top available on Eden and I've been dying to have one just like the one pictured on the product pages. The modification works, but it looks...um...trashy, if I do say so myself. And we all know that trashy has its place in our wardrobes, but that wasn't the look I was going for here. I don't think I need to tell you that you can see every detail of the chest area while wearing this. I did try it on with a colored bra to see how it would go over and it just makes things that much worse. The increase in my bust from wearing a push-up bra turned a belly shirt into a mid-rise halter top.

I feel like I'm wearing the hand-me-downs of two different people when I have this outfit on and my husband was not at all pleased with the cut of the shorts. Also, the panties do not have a crotch liner so for those who are concerned about infections this is probably going to rank as a "hell no" on your list.

Seriously, pass on this and wait for Eden to roll out something better in the white mesh department if that was the portion of the outfit that appealed to you. I don't think this outfit will fit 95% of the population around here.

My Size: 32B, 26 inch waist, 29 inch hips. Again, too tight in the arms on the top and too big in the waist and rise on the front of the shorts = incredible disappointment.

Care? Wash panties in warm water, with like colors, and tumble dry on low. Hand wash the top and drip dry. It shouldn't take very long at all.

I kept the shirt, but tossed the panties. I hope there's something similar to this on Eden soon. I see a lot of hot mesh going on in porn and wonder where it all comes from because so far, I've had a pretty hit or miss experience with mesh shirts like this.