If these panties got any more pink or frilly, there's a good chance I might die just looking at them, or perhaps start convulsing and vomiting cotton candy and rainbows. They are disgustingly bright and have more lace going on than Grandma's collection of doilies. There is a good chance they were stolen straight off of the luscious behind of an anthropomorphic unicorn, but while they are obnoxiously and stereotypically girly, I'll be damned if they didn't get me some well-earned ass-grabs from my gentleman caller who insisted I buy them. Okay, so you might have gathered that I'm not much of a pink girl, but I can begrudgingly admit that they had a little somethin'-somethin' to them.

They are cut high in the back, giving your under-cheeks some serious framing. If you're the type that likes to be spanked, you just hit a goldmine! It will ride up a bit like a thong, but I found these to be more comfortable than the ol' butt-floss of yore. Speaking of 'comfortable', I should note that I am using that term relatively, as these babies run pretty small, especially for the ladies with more ass to love. The material is very soft, but is pretty unforgiving about the lengths it will stretch. There is a noticeable seam up the front that continually threatens to give me a cameltoe I'll never forget, but I imagine if I would have gone up one more size, it would fit much better.

Like another reviewer, I also had to clip some excess strings off of the panties when they were fresh out of the package. The seams look just a little uneven and are pretty bumpy, so the craftsmanship on them isn't exactly top-notch. The packaging itself is better than expected, consisting of a thin cardboard sleeve over your plastic-wrapped pair.

I gotta be honest, I'm a little heartbroken over these panties. They're lovely and soft, but they are just not elastic at all. The more I wear them, the worse I seem to mind it. The seam digs into my skin and gives me a frontal wedgie sent by Satan himself. I am a size 10/11 in most brands and even the largest size wasn't adequate. I'm disappointed, but I'm sure smaller ladies will love these.