Well, this is a t-shirt. I'm guessing the vast majority of my audience right now knows what a t-shirt does and I'm not going to insult their intelligence by guessing otherwise. This particular t-shirt not only works as a basic clothing item but it is also a loud and proud billboard for your involvement with Eden if you choose it to be.

I ordered a medium as a free gift with my last order, and it appears to be accurate in size. Many other reviewers didn't report such happiness but I got lucky. It seems comparable to an average women's size medium/men's small shirt that can be bought at any random retailer. It's about 17 inches across near the bottom and the sleeves are 6 inches across. The neck hole is about 8 inches across and it stretches.

I also got lucky in that I got one of the soft, stretchier ones. Apparently there are two kinds of these tees floating around and some of them have a stiffer feel. Mine drapes everywhere it's allowed, it's silky soft, and it's also a little sheer. The fabric isn't the greatest quality ever but it sure is comfortable and that's good enough for me.

The design is colorful and pretty cute. It says "I Like Things That Go VROOM" on it in rainbow colors and it has "Eden Fantasys" underneath it. The print job on mine looks pretty decent compared to other photos of the same shirt on here. It looks comparable to some of my Threadless shirts, no better or worse.

Like most cotton tees, you can throw this one in the washing machine after you've gotten it dirty. If you want to keep the print nice and are scared of shrinkage, just hang it up to dry instead of tossing it in the dryer.

I have nothing to complain about here. I got a decent tee as a free gift and I certainly love free gifts. Mine came folded up in a plastic bag.

Now, since I'm a little shy to advertise Eden in public and this shirt is super soft so I figure I will end up sleeping in it but I can think of several other uses for a random t-shirt. For example:
- Cutting it up and making completely new clothing items out of it, such as a set of arm warmers, a tote bag, a tank top, or even a bikini (I've seen this done!). Knit fabric takes very little sewing to make it behave once sliced and diced.
- Using it to wrap up glass toys that need TLC in the form of padding around them.
- Stuffing a pillow in it and tying knots in the sleeves and on the bottom. Instant pillow case!
- Cleaning. Some things are really cleaned best with an old t-shirt.
- Outfitting a random person who appears before you with no shirt on. Hey, you never know!

Now you have some ideas and every good reason to grab one of these next time you make a purchase. I'm glad I did.

I'm pleased to report, after trying it on, that it actually fits me perfectly so I may end up wearing it out after all. Never underestimate a well-fitted dark t-shirt! For the reference of others who think they might need a medium, I am about 5' 6", wear a Small in men's clothing, and wear a size 6/medium in women's. It is fitted on me though, so keep that in mind if you're of similar proportions. The sleeves are a little long for a t-shirt too but I prefer them that way. The bottom hits about where my jeans begin, on my hips. This tee is average in length on me.

On a random side note, I'm having a blast trying to match up appropriate tags to this review considering that most of the tags are just hilarious combined with this. Can it be "worn during masturbation?" Heck yes it can! Is it a "mood enhancer?" Maybe if the thought of vibrators really cheers you up. Erm, you would have to be here. Tee hee.

This shirt is still comfy and fine. It was never the most amazing in quality but it's just fine and delightfully soft, so wearing it to bed is great. The print on the front of the shirt hasn't come off or anything yet. The stitching still looks fine and there are no thin spots.