Tell me. What does "free shirt" usually mean to you? Scratchy? Uncomfortable? Disgustingly thick? Weird smell maybe? Bad printing? How about those annoying little fuzzies that come off the shirt and stick to absolutely everything?

The EdenFantasys shirt comes with none of those things. I can honestly say that of any free shirt I've gotten this is the most comfortable. It comes to you folded very neatly and nicely in a resealable clear plastic sleeve package. It requires absolutely no preparation whatsoever other than that it's usually a pretty neat precaution to prewash your shirts before a first wear. Needless to say I didn't do that because I was so excited to wear this shirt.

I ordered a small and needless to say I was surprised by how tight it was. This is not an oversight by Eden obviously. This is because I'm stupid because I didn't account for unisex-ness. But despite it being really tight it did fit, and it was comfortable. Thus I've really got nothing to complain about.

The biggest problem with this shirt? The questions I get from my friends. I'm really not very open about my sex life so I got a lot of questions I just sort of awkwardly brushed off. If any of them Google it I'm pretty fucked though. So be prepared to take on questions about Eden if you're wearing this shirt.

Apart from that this is completely recommendable. It's a very high-quality shirt. Although the tag is slightly itchy it can be cut off. And because it is very dark some color will inevitably come off when you machine wash it (which is of course allowed when it comes to a t-shirt!). However, don't let that discourage you from adding this to your cart. Hell, this is good enough as a buy and not just as a free product. This completely fits in line with the quality and excellence I've come to expect from Edenfantasys both in service and products.

I wore it around and still do. I get a lot of questions about what it means. Some people think it's a car-related site. Others don't dare ask and just let their imaginations work. Either way, because I'm not an outwardly sexual person it's difficult to assume that I'd be affiliated with people like you'd find on Eden. It was fun though.