Hot damn, I feel sexy!

Oh, it's so short and so sweet! I ordered the small in this HAWT little number, and it barely grazed my ass cheeks. A firecracker in the bedroom for sure, but I should've ordered a medium if I wanted to take this out dancing (no panties, of course, the sidepanels are translucent!). My kuka would hangout with the wigglin' of my sweet dance moves! And I wouldn't just be doing the polka. No, sirree.

The sweetness of the Polka Dot Mesh Chemise is brought to you in the form of ruffles and black silky bows. This chemise adorns your girls and your rump with ruffly texture, accentuating the best parts of your package, and making them both appear 'plumper.'


Badonka donk!


Woah, woah, woah. Is that cleavage on this barely A cup gal? Ah no, it's just an optical illusion created by your tattoo, your helping hand, and the chemise's ruffles. Thanks, Polka Dot Chemise!

The bra-like straps are fully adjustable, and since this thing was so incredibly short on me, I pulled them all the way to the back, lengthening the piece as much as possible. I wore it underneath a translucent black dress for extra sex appeal when my boy unzipped me after our dinner date. One big drawback, however (besides the riding up over my hips thing, did I mention this is short?) was how totally itchy it was on my sacrum. I kept scritch scratching my ass, basically, at this nice restaurant because my lingerie under my dress was itching me to death! It didn't help matters that I had a light case of poison ivy; in other regions, mind you. But certainly my itch-detectors were on the prowl. Sigh. It still looked hot when he took my dress off later. And provided some cleavage, with the underwire and padding. Us A-cup gals can always use a little help.




The translucent side panels make wearing panties with this a risky venture. Your panties will show, at least and your hips. So go commando if you can stand to. You know if you're wearing this in the bedroom, it won't be on long anyhow.

A disappointing thing about this chemise was that unlike my last Coquette chemise, it didn't come with the elegant padded silk hanger. A plain plastic hanger with 'Coquette' in red across the hook was all I got. Alas. Win some, lose some.

For Coquette, the small I ordered should fit dress size 4-6, which I am, depending on the brand, and B cup, though I'm an A. The material hugs your curves where it needs to and stretches where your body pushes against it, however, so the offered small, medium, and large sizes should stretch to custom fit most ladies.

The spandex used in the bodice of this hot number will allow it to stretch a bit for ladies who fall between sizes. It does tend to run small in the chest for the large size, so order up a size if you're on the larger end of the chart.

For cleaning, the tag says to hand wash and avoid heat, including the iron. You should be able to get away with washing this on a cold, short cycle in a lingerie bag, however.