These "buttless pantyhose", as I like to call them, are made by Coquette. Made up of a soft, sheer nylon, these stockings are actually pretty sexy, for those who dare to try them out.

Now, they don't quite work on me, and the reason for that is that they're only available in one size fits all. I'm only about five feet tall and right now, I'm weighing in at an embarrassing 130 pounds, which means I'm way too short and a little too chunky for these things. They would look amazing on someone around 5'5, though!

Now, these stockings are extremely thin and probably won't last more than a few wears without getting runs in them (which looks awesome to me, but we all like different things). I definitely wouldn't throw these in the washer, even in a lingerie bag- I just don't think they could handle it. Spot cleaning and washing by hand, however- that should be perfectly fine for these. I personally don't wash delicate items, like, ever.

So you may be thinking, when are you ever going to wear these? I may be a little more adventurous in what I wear, but I think it'd be super fun to wear these under a dress on a date or something- imagine walking in front of your date and giving them a little flash of what's under your dress! Or, for those who frown upon public nudity (even if it is just a little bit of buttcheek), you could wear them in the bedroom paired with many different things. To be honest, I was pretty disappointed with these. I thought they'd be more durable, but without having a serious wear, I realize that they're pretty much just a bedroom piece. Actually, there was even a small error - the seams on the cut-out cheeks were uneven! How disappointing. Assless tights with a deformed ass.

I still am in love with these. I wear them under my shorts all the time and they're starting to tear and thin which is something I love. That probably sounds bad to everyone else, but for those of us who love wearing ripped hose, these babies are perfect.