I have never been quiet about how much I love my girlfriend's ass. I was a proud, vocal, boob man, and my girlfriend has big, wonderful boobies. She taught me the joy of backsides. One of her first dirty text messages from me was: "I've been distracted all day by the thought of your ass covered in sprinkles." I suppose we have a strange relationship.

So, that all being said, I fucking love these pants on her, and I have to give Coquette a serious hand here. Most of the time "plus size" items are just the same thing made bigger. This seems reasonable, but actually isn't. Bigger people are cut differently. My girlfriend, for instance, is almost six feet tall. This would be the main reason she is a plus size. None of their items end up giving that overstuffed sausage look a lot of tighter clothes like this give bigger people. I must assure you, her behind looks beautiful in these, peaking out the top just a bit. Sadly, that peak is the exact reason she hates wearing them; they are a bit too short. I was informed this was low rise, which she can not wear ever, as it's always too low rise for her.

Well, apparently she hates these now cause they refuse to cover her ample backside. I'd like to remind her she has this issue with just about everything she owns, so I don't think it's this product's fault exactly. I'd also like to point out, I don't hate these at all for that reason, I'd call it a bonus. However, I'm not so much of an idiot to see why that could be a problem. I still think it's sexy. So, I'm sad, but it's not the product's fault per se.

Much like the matching stockings and other products from this line, they actually breathe quite well, and as such don't get super hot while being worn. Coming from someone who has spent a lot of time in leather pants, I assure you this is a very reasonable and logical thing to think about. These are also pretty easy to maintain. The manufacturer suggests that you hand wash them, but putting them in the washer on the gentle or hand wash cycles using the cold setting works perfectly. Just don't dry them in the dryer, hang them up to dry instead. It's also best to hang these in the closet rather than fold them up in a drawer.