This is a perfect example of lingerie that is cute, alluring and completely useless as clothing. The top is a ridiculous see-through number that floats about over the breasts, being neither a skin-tight skank-tastic tease nor a girlie cover up. The bottoms are like the frame on a painting: they draw attention to the vulva like a neon arrow but provide nothing beyond their "wow" factor. And that is exactly why this outfit is great.

My partner was not a fan of the top. He said it looked silly, covered up more than he wanted and said that it hung too loosely. On the other hand, I found it to be rather adorable. It showed off my arms and abs and let my boobs be obscured just enough to be teasing. As someone who doesn't always have boob confidence, I thought it was a good compromise: they're technically visible, but it's almost as though they're airbrushed in real life.

He thought the top would be better if the extra fabric were pulled back or removed, making the whole thing a tight midriff-baring halter top. I pulled it back to see what that would look like and it was definitely a cute look. For the seamstress types out there, who enjoy modifying clothes as they come, it's something to consider.

The bottom was hailed as a real winner, though. I inquired what my partner liked about the outfit and his response, quite simply was, "your vagina." So this crotchless g string's best feature is its ability to showcase your goods. And it's not uncomfortable, despite being nothing more than elastic straps and a butterfly.

The fact that it's crotchless means you can go to town on each other without ever taking anything off. A total win for both laziness and those who enjoy having something sexy and frilly on them! Whether or not you enjoy penetration with the g string on is going to be a matter of taste. There is adequate room, but depending on the exact size and shape of your vulva, it may or may not be comfortable for long sessions. Just consider that in addition to your partner rubbing against your bits, some tight elastic will be there as well. Odds are, you won't really notice.

As for sizing: it's a one size fits all situation. The top is fine for a wide variety of bodies. There was nothing terribly confining about it other than the band around the top of the shirt. I was fine and I have a sizeable rib cage. As for the bottoms: use reason. If you are at the small or large end of the spectrum of shapes, be prepared for it to not be perfect. I'm not saying it won't fit, but don't be surprised if size 0 or size 16 hips don't have the optimum experience. Everyone else: you'll be fine.