I'm not much into wearing fancy little outfits to bed. I've got plenty of what I've got and it'll usually be pulled right off anyway. But as for never really wearing much of anything goes, I decided to try out this outfit. The feathers and the pink were just sort of whatever for me, I was actually more intrigued that it came in larger sizes than usual. I'm a big girl, and a 1XL at the store is not what it should be, and often times with lingerie I have a hard time finding something that will accommodate my big E cup boobs without totally hanging off the rest of my body in frumpy non sexy fashion.

For the record, I am a size 16 in pants, a 42 E bra size. My shirts are usually an XL or in some cases XXL, just to give you an idea of my size.

This fancy little flamingo set arrived wrapped in pink tissue paper and smelling a bit like a sex factory. Not quite perfume smelling like a stripper had worn it, but that sweet false plastic almost baby powder smell, which quickly went away. It came with a G string, which I'm not normally a fan of, and my boyfriend fell in love with the thing and really wanted me to try it on. I loved the little black feathers poking out of the pink boa trim. Classy as fuck.

Later that night I tried it on, even though my boyfriend was sick and said he wanted to wait to REALLY test it out till he was feeling better. But nope, just putting it on did it for him.

It was fairly stretchy and easy to put on, and I loved the way it showed off my belly (but then I'm a belly show-er off-er.) My boyfriend was super excited about the back view, which he got ALL excited over and immediately wanted the doggy style sex with a view. He loved the little G string, which I left on and just pulled to the side, and he said that the outfit as a whole just looked good on me, especially with the color.

This is a fantastic piece for big girls and it comes in 1, 2, or 3X.

And I love how he pulled pink feathers out of his nose the next morning.

You have to be very careful with washing this piece because of the feather trim. Be very careful not to spill any liquids on the feathers as it will ruin them. Your best bet is to gently spot clean the mesh with cool water and lay flat to dry. Should an accident happen with your feather trim, try putting it in a paper bag with some corn meal and shake it up. Let it sit over night. The corn meal should absorb any smells or oils, and then you can just shake the corn meal out.