OK, so I have a love/hate relationship with Fantasy Lingerie. I love their designs, but it never seems that they can adhere to their size chart. Or maybe I am oddly shaped. Who knows?

I got these to wear to my wedding. I wanted something sexy, but comfortable and boy shorts are my underwear of choice, so these seemed perfect. I ordered a 2x. I have about a 50" low hip. I am a size 20-22 in pants. I am very curvy in the hip and rear.

When I first took them out of the clear plastic packaging, I was confused. The product picture had the bow in the back, but if you go by where the tag is, the bow will be in the front. This can be fixed by cutting out the tag and wearing them backwards.

When I tried them on, I was saddened because, to my very sensitive skin, these were a bit scratchy. When I wear them, they are always uncomfortable because of that and my partner doesn't like them when we are spooning.

These are barely stretched at all when I wear them. They lack any kind of seam or band that helps them stay up, so they start falling down. I was silly and didn't try them before the wedding, so I spent my entire wedding terrified that my panties were going to fall down. The sad thing is that is one of the most distinct memories that I have from the wedding.

The only seam these have is right down the middle. Even though they are baggy, the seam creates a little camel toe. It's a bit unflattering. The lack of seams other wise means that there is no real muffin top, but I've found that they bunch really badly and look weird under form fitting clothes.

Every once in a while I get behind on laundry and these are the last pair sitting in my drawer. I ens up wearing them and remembering why they drive me crazy. Somehow they also interact with my chemistry and makes things smell really bad. I hate these and will be trashing them.