As I was browsing the list of products available for free assignments, I saw an Inked tube top and boy shorts set by Cal Exotics. I thought it looked like something that would be cute and comfy to wear. When I received the product I took it out of the small shipping box right away to look at it. It's made from a polyester and spandex blend. The design of a snake slithering out of a skull and a rose is pleasantly placed on both the tube top and boy shorts and is well matched with the classic black color of the set. And I didn't the red stitching very important.

I was quite surprised by the actual size of the set and had doubts right away about it actually fitting me. I'm an average weight gal, but I do have rather large breasts and a bubbly ass. However, the package said it was “stretchy” and every experience I've had with clothing that was “one size fits most” was positive because it was made just a little bit bigger to adjust for comfort.

Boy was I wrong! I first tried the boy shorts. Everything was okay until I got to my thighs and that's when I was like “Oh no”. As I kept inching them up further and further I heard the stitching of the “stretchy” material rip. I finally got them all the way up with my ass crack barely being covered. And it was very tight around the upper part of my thighs. Luckily there was no camel toe but I have a feeling if I was a bit bigger that would be a different story. So, the hardest part was done. Now, for the easy part of getting the girls to go into the tube top. After I got that on, I realized that my boobs did not fit in the tube top at all. My boobs were poking out underneath and it wasn't tight enough for even the slightest bit of support. It felt so uncomfortable that I wouldn't even dare wear it to lounge around in because my boobs were flopping around as if I was nothing at all.

It's sad when free underwear doesn't make me feel comfortable or sexy but rather fat and sad that my ass makes spandex rip. Needless to say, I was not happy that this set is advertised to be “one size fits most” when obviously it's not. Hint to Cal Exotics: maybe you should look into putting actual sizes on your underwear sets and just advertise to skinny chicks with little to no curves, small boobs, and less than an apple bottom ass.

Bottom line: never listen to an underwear label when it says "One size fits most". Also, just because the material has some strech to it like spandex, it doesn't mean it will strech everywhere you need it to.