Gown discontinued
by Fantasy Lingerie

More like "I Don't"

I do long bridal gown was a complete disappointment. The packaging, the design, and material were all disappointments, personally, I wouldn't waste my money. Screams I don't, not I do.
Published:
Pros
Something different
Cons
The length gets in the way
PVC is hot, and mesh becomes itchy
Rating by reviewer:
2
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I decided to review "I do long bridal gown" because many people comment negatively about the items appearance. I had hoped that I could prove them wrong, but that didn't happen. My first not so positive experience was when I got the package in the mail. I opened the box, hoping for a cute package or box; instead, I found a white plastic hanger and a long clear plastic bag (very similar to a clear trash bag, just longer). My disappointment continued from there.

I immediately went into my bathroom and tried the gown on. At this point I still had hopes for the gown, but yet again I was disappointed. When I ordered the dress I ordered a 1X, it a size bigger than the chart showed, which I done on purpose. I weigh 210 lbs and wear a 14/16 in jeans (US size) and a 38 C bra. I was scared if I ordered the right size, stated on the chart, it would have been too snug on my stomach, which is not one of my attractive aspects. Instead it was too big around the bust and the simple black thong with white trim was too big too. I did love the length, but I had to wear heels. The gown touched the floor without them, and I found myself stepping on the bottom of the gown. Even though I wasn't completely impressed by the "I do long bridal gown" I still decided to take it for a spin with my hubby that night.

My husband liked the outfit, even though I wasn't impressed. He loved the length and he loved that it was different from my baby-doll short outfits. But I soon found out that the length was a problem. The night started out with some oral satisfaction, however the length kept getting in the way. When I lowered my body onto my knees, my knees started to pull on the dress. This is when the slits came in handy. There are two slits going up the front of the dress. I was able to push each side of the dress out of my way. As long as I stayed in this position, I had no problems with the dress, but as soon as I repositioned, the dress would once again get in my way. During intercourse (doggie style) the dress had to be pulled up and held in place by my husband or by me (rather uncomfortable position). There are no slits in the back of the dress. It kind of made me feel like I was hiking my dress up to go pee. Know what I mean, ladies?? Not an idea you want to think about during sex. The missionary position wasn't that bad either, due to the slits in the front of the dress. About half way into our sex adventure, I started to sweat. The top portion of the dress which is made of PVC started to stick to me and the gown portion (mesh) became scratchy.

Cleaning up was fairly easy. Hand-wash with laundry soap and hand to dry, or wash on a gentle/ delicate cycle for the shortest amount of time. Don't put in dryer if it gets too hot the PVC may melt. (I've done it before, not with his dress but with another one.

I definitely wouldn't wear it for a honeymoon night, unless you want to loose the romantic feeling or unless you plan on taking it completely off before any type of fun activity other than hugging, kissing, and snuggling.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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    thanks for the review, what is the cup part made of? It looks like plastic in the pics,
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