When EdenFantasys asked me to do a review on the Enchantress Brazilian Teddy, I was game, though the picture wasn't much to my preference. And when it arrived, a strange hot red color, I worked with it.

But there's no changing the fact that it was made for a woman at least three inches taller than me. At 5'5", or thereabouts, I find that I fit most garments of clothing which extend from neck to crotch. Not this one, though.

Let us go from top to bottom, however. The neck piece was quite comfortable, if a tad loose, fastening with Velcro. I found it very convenient, when it didn't catch my hair, that is. From there is the breast... strap? I'm not quite sure what was going on, because it fell just under my breasts rather than on top of them. Or rather, if I had large, jutting breasts, it would fall in the right place. As it was, though, my 32C chest was not flattered (more like flattened, actually). Next was the strip running from the chest strap to bottom thong. This sagged to the point where it only lay flat if I arched completely back (and believe me, I can arch quite respectably). The thong itself fit, which is a plus, but in terms of accomplishment, this isn't a big deal.

Yes, the fabric is very stretchy. In fact, larger ladies (I'm talkin' a size 10 or 12) of my height may find that this item fits well. But for smaller women, such as myself, the item looked several sizes too large.

And let us get back to the color - it is most definitely not a true red. For those of you thinking to coordinate with your favorite Pleaser platforms or the like, forget it, or stick with black/white. The best way I can describe it as "hot red," in the same family as hot pink and neon orange. Very intense, orangey, and not as flattering to my complexion as a blue or true red. (The little black spots of decoration which you see in the picture only add to the visual confusion, rather than enhance the naughtiness of the garment).

Just to make things clear, this item is not crotchless, so if you're like me and believe that lingerie should be an all-terrain vehicle, you'll have to content yourself with pushing the crotch to the side.