This is by far the most unflattering piece of lingerie that I have ever owned. I can’t help but feel that I could wear an enormous t-shirt still soaked in my sweat from hours-long sessions at a gym, and that I would still look sexier than I do in this piece.

What exactly is wrong with this piece of lingerie, you ask? Well, just about everything.

It’s too big in some places. It’s too small in others. The seaming is uneven so that my body looks crooked. And I checked: my body isn’t crooked. The lingerie is.

One of the reasons to wear a thong is to prevent a visible panty line. The other reason is to prevent that horrible wedge feeling you get when you wear another kind of underwear. Except this underwear is super uncomfortable and also really silly looking.

The underwear has these silly frills, but in reality the frills are actually just weird bunches of piece of fabric that look odd and kind of come apart after a few months (mind you, I do throw all of my underwear in the laundry machine).

Let’s get to the top, which is by far the worst part of this show. It doesn’t fit. It’s significantly shorter on me than the model. On the model, it definitely hits about where a standard t-shirt would hit you. On me, the top actually stops a little above my belly button. I thought maybe that it was just too small for me. Except the proportions of this have to be really off, because the cup parts were way too big. Meaning it was too tight and small on my midsection and just baggy on my boobs. And the seam for the bottoms was crooked making it lower on my left side than my right side. So my body looked crooked.

I hate this lingerie and never wear it. I can’t recommend anyone buy it.

Uh, this ended up falling apart even more in the wash. I don't know who sewed this garment, but I'm pretty sure they did NOT pass 7th grade Home Ec. I'm very disappointed in this piece. I should have returned it when I had the chance.