Party time! This thong will accentuate your luscious junk, astounding your audience and possibly putting out an eye or two.

This is a two piece set that comes with a bow tie and thong that are easy as pie to slip on. The bow tie is on an elastic neck piece that stretches over your head and holds its place comfortably on your throat. The thong actually has hook and eye closures on the sides making it easy to put on, rather than trying to navigate your legs through the holes and possibly twisting your thong all uncomfortable like.

Now I won't lie, my boyfriend has never wore a thong before. So when he said that the whole bum-got-hungry-and-ate-his-underwear was weird feeling, this kind of just goes with the nature of the design. Otherwise, the thong is stretchy and fit my size 32 man well. Very well.

Might I tell you a little about how his junk looked in this piece?

It was alarming. It was stunning. It was a "is that a banana" moment but without a banana.

Essentially what the piece does is it lifts the balls up, and the penis rests on top of them, bringing the package together into one big...um...package. It's like a push up bra for your manhood!

I naturally wanted to see him put together a strip tease with it since my boyfriend was practically born to strip. He's muscular and thin and practically the master at air humping, plus he's a red head so the bowtie was kind of cute.

He put on a button down shirt that he didn't like so he could just rip it open, and he came into the room all bouncing around and thrusting, but when it came time to rip off the shirt we hit a snag. And by that I mean that the buttons did not go flying off as planned because the shirt was too thick and the buttons were too well sewn on.

So the pants were on but with the shirt he just stood there with his fingers between the buttons going "eeeeeeehhhh."

Fail strip was fail, but the thong is fantastic. Will he wear it often? Well, he says he has to get use to using butt-floss like this, but it's a good look for him so he'll try.

Should you end up being the proud owner of this set, you'll need to know that it is polyester and therefore it should be washed in tepid water with gentle detergent. Be sure to iron your thong on low.

Lol, this one makes an appearance every now and then. A little too uncomfortable to wear as regular underwear, but makes for a damn neat show.