I Have A Naughty Surprise For You... (OS)

These pantyhose are perfect for playing nice out in public, and then revealing a naughty secret once you get home. They'll serve to even out your skin tone, making small blemishes and even unshaven legs look completely even and smooth. While they aren't going to last you forever, they should last you a while if you take care to avoid things that might snag them.
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Pros
Regular pantyhose with a naughty surprise, With proper care should last a while
Cons
Crotch may get cold while wearing them, Might not fit upper range of One Size
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
There wasn't much to the packaging, at least nothing out of the ordinary for Leg Avenue stockings. These came in a black cardboard sheath with a picture of a model wearing them in black on both sides, and a little cutout window that lets you see the color inside. It also comes with materials (100% Nylon), and care instructions (hand wash warm, drip dry), although I think they'd be ok in the washing machine. However, run them through at your own risk.

These are a one size item, which to the packaging states you should be between 90-160 pounds. Visiting the sizing chart gives you a slightly more comprehensive guideline of size 6-11, waist of 23-29", and hips of 34-40". I'm about a size 6, 5'2", have about a 29" waist and measure about 34" around the top of my hips and 38" around my butt. I have an inseam of about 29". These visibly cut in a bit around the top of my hips, but if I moved the top so that it was more of a high waisted item it was much less obvious. No matter which way I wore them, they were comfortable. The crotchless portion ended at the very top of my thigh, which is about 21 1/2" around, and there wasn't any digging in that I could really see.

The design is pretty simple. Take any ol' pair of nylon pantyhose you have, and remove the crotch portion. You've got about 2 1/2" in the middle of the front before the crotch goes missing. The control top portion goes down about 10 1/2", with half an inch on the bottom side of the opening, before turning into the pantyhose. Across the waistband is about 9" laid flat, but stretches up to about 17". There is no backseam or tag, so there's no "front" or "back" that you have to stick with. There's also nothing in the way of extra reinforcement in the toe area except the seam that physically closes the foot. It's also a tube shape, and doesn't have formed feet.

The material is soft to the touch, and feels fragile. It's definitely prone to catching on anything with a snag, so you'll want to make sure that your nails are free of any snags; even chipping nail polish. Fortunately, while it's pretty prone to snagging, it doesn't seem to be pretty prone to running. There area few pilled areas that are hardly noticeable after one wear, but nothing has run yet. You could easily destroy them if you tried, but they won't just destroy themselves with slightly cautious behavior while wearing.

I've got a few sets of pictures for you here. The first is a shot of the foot, the second shows you how it looks on my 29" waist and the 34" top of my hips, and the third is a general front/side/back.





Experience
The first time I wore these out, I remember seeing a few runs and pills when I got home. But when I went to write the review on them, I couldn't find any of the damage I remembered and they had been floating around my room the whole time. I had fun wearing them out as "regular pantyhose" and then coming home knowing there was a naughty surprise for my husband, even if it felt weird that my crotch was the only part of me that wasn't covered up by the nylon while we were out at dinner. I liked that they gave my legs a softened appearance without being obvious that I was wearing much of anything. For the price, it's not a big deal to replace them every few months or so.
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    Great review, thank you!
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    great review, thanks for sharing.
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Great review! I know I will really like these.

  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Thanks everybody!
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    Thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: cbmb716
    great review...you're right, they don't really seem to add up.
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    Wonderful review, thank you
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    Great review, thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Thanks guys!
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    The hole being all over the place would drive me nuts! I don't know how I feel about it being that large of a hole either.
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Ehh, once it was all in place it didn't really bother me all that much. I'd rather have a larger hole that I know will work than a smaller hole that we have to be careful about lining up.
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    Great review
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    Thank you for the review.
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