The Wet Look™ halter and crotchless panty with garter Bra and panty set by Cal Exotics (long name!) is not as crazy awesome as I was hoping for. This was my first lingerie set, (other than another pair of vibrating "crotchless" panties) from EdenFantasys, but it didn't live up to my expectations.

Both the top and the bottom are small triangles made from the "wet look" material. The bra triangles have a slit each to show off the nipples, and the thong has a slit as well. I suppose the slit is supposed to be the crotchless part of these panties, but on me, it served more as a peek-a-boo, here are my pussy lips peek hole. If my crotch is only my pussy lips and not the actual entrance to my vagina, then yeah, these are crotchless.

The thong is also connected to the garter. The garter only has straps in the front, not the back, and the little snaps at the bottom are metal ring-things with a piece of fabric behind (similar to the wet-look material) that has a button on it. So, to attach panty-hose or stockings or whatever they're called, you put the metal on the front and the cloth on the underside, push the stocking fabric through the bigger hole in the metal part, then slide the button down to lock into place on the smaller hole of the metal ring.

For me, a pretty well-fit woman at 5'4, I found that the kind of stockings I would need to comfortably/properly fit into the garter would be slightly above the knees. Note that stockings are not included in this set.

What really disappointed me was what must be the "One size fits most" part: every strap on this outfit is just elastic. I could have a 5 year old draw out 3 triangles attached my lines, and anyone could go, buy the itty bit amount of fabric, and make this. Sans-sewing machine, even.

Wearing it was hot for a couple minutes, I suppose, but it just didn't do it for me (or my boyfriend). When I get a new toy/outfit, I want to try it out, and I did the same with this one. As soon as I got it, I tried it on, but without the whole deal (meaning stockings) the garter straps just dangled.

Also, having been disappointed before by non-crotchless "crotchless" panties, I was hoping these were actually crotchless. But, even after adjusting them some, they only revealed my lips, and would still need to be removed or pulled aside to have sex.

The one sexy/good part would be the top. Even though just having exposed elastic reminds me of a 7th-grade home-ec project, the nipple slits were almost exciting. With hard nipples, the top almost turned me and my partner on.

Perhaps I'm just not a fan of the 'wet-look' material, but it just made me feel like I had pasted an opaque plastic bag on my tits.

I've tried on the wet look outfit again a few times since I wrote my review on the product. However, it doesn't seem to matter how often I try it on, it's just not for me. It still looks super cheap, and the silly peek-a-boo holes just make me feel stupid. Unfortunately, this outfit hasn't made me feel sexy at all, just ridiculous.