First let me say we all must learn to read the descriptions.. I saw a couple of people who mentioned having handcuffs put on them. Not Included. The hat makes the outfit look a bit more authentic. Not included. But then again if we would read the description we would know these things are not included.

As for what is included. There is a Velcro blue collar that can be a bit snug fitting if you’re a larger guy. My husband wears a 18-19 neck in the collar. Yea, this was a bit tight (as was everything). The neck tie on the sample boy they have pictured looks a bit longer than the tiny one you get. The badge is a plastic clip on badge. So now we get to the trunks…

Let’s just say there was an arresting moment in our night. Let me see if I can explain so that most men will understand. The zipper in these tight little Polyester spandex shorts is real metal.

Behind that real metal zipper is nothing. No flap of cloth that covers the zipper. No divider between metal teeth and rock hard-trying-to-get-out penis. So when someone reaches down and jerks the zipper down….. OWWWWW yup everything comes to a screeching halt. Fortunately things were not as bad as they could have been. No hospital visits. No huge bandages around his shaft. But there was a bit of a pinch.

Did you know if you pinch a guys penis just a little bit you can make him jump straight up in the air no matter how big or old he is?

Anyway, these shorts might work better on a smaller guy. They are afterall called "boy" shorts. The quality of the constructions seems ok. Even on a larger man they did fit and looked good. We still had a lot of fun that night. But they should have put some sort of protection in there.