Very cute and very pretty, in the catalog. But let’s talk about real life here for a bit shall we?

I opened my package from Eden and was excited to see this two piece set from Fantasy Lingerie. I have several other pieces from them and have loved them. I could not wait for my husband to see me in this. That was until I actually tried it on.


First, let me just say that the sizing is wrong or at the very least small. I ordered a small/medium. According to their size chart, it should have fit me. I weigh only about 125 and stand only 5 foot 4 inches tall. I have a 36 Bust and 38 hips. I wear a size 4 or 5 in women's clothing. However, trying to put on these two pieces, I almost felt as though I was going to need some toy lube to get them on. To top is very very tight. I looked like some sort of contortionist stretching this thing over me. Then there are the boy shorts…. Oh, yes these too fit snug. Real snug. I almost felt as though I should have ordered a large. Yeah, that ain’t happening.


So now I have myself squeezed into these two little so called stretch garments and find that they are not comfortable at all. The stretch lace is really kind of coarse. When I moved the lace on the top rubbed on my nipples, which are tender to begin with, and made them hurt. The seam on the panties seemed to dig into my skin. I did not feel sexy at all.


Then there is the thing of perky verse not so perky. If you are a young girl or you have had your breasts done and they point straight out, then this garment might look somewhat like you see in the picture. However, if you have had four children and are a little older and everything is not as it was in your teen years, this garment simply squashes what you have into a mound of flesh… OK, not feeling sexy again.


Finally, there is the point of getting this stuff off when you want to. As you can imagine, that too was a challenge.

Washed them a tried them on again; they still not my favorites. Of course the horny hubby loves them,but he likes me out of anything.