There is something y'all don't know yet about my husband. He was in the Air Force for a little over 20 years - in fact - he comes from a military family and all four boys were in the military for at least 3 years.

When he'd been in about 6 years, he got the nickname "Sarge" from my birthmother and it has stuck. He's said that if he were to have an account on Eden, he'd want his handle to be "Sarge".

So when I saw these panties and thought about how much my man likes me in things that lace and unlace, I had to have them.


What This Is...How To Wear It

These are basically camouflage patterned panties that lace up the back with pink ribbons. I'm not sure of the exact cut as I'm used to wearing your granny's old style panties until just recently. I want to say they are "low cut" - perhaps a "bikini cut" type of panty?

You can wear them with lingerie, with a bra, under clothes or simply alone. If you really wanted to be creative, you could visit a military surplus store and get some other military items and then wear these sexy panties underneath as part of a costume. If nothing else, at least get a military hat to wear with the panties and tell him to "report for duty".

These are currently available on Eden Fantasys in sizes S,M,L,1X,2X and 3X.


Material and Care

Exclusive of trim, these are 100% polyester. They can be machine washed on warm temperature in a gentle cycle. You can tumble dry them on low temperature if you remove them promptly. Do not twist or wring them.

Design

These are not really just your basic "bikini" panties because they tie in the back. The tie section is approximately 4" in length with 4 elastic "eyes" for the 1/8" ribbon to loop through. While there is a seam going up the middle of the back, I did not feel it.

They have a 4" black lining in the crotch.

On the front they are about 10.5" long from the top of the middle to the bottom of the crotch. On the sides they are just a touch over 4" long.

Unstretched, the front is approximately 23" wide and it can stretch to 27" wide.

They also have 3.5" black ribbon loops on the side that you can use to hang the underwear on a hanger if you want to store it with an outfit.

Sizing

As size 3X, these are designed for women with a waist from 40.5" - 43" and hips of 51"-54". I have a 49" waist and 57" hips and was able to wear them, although they did ride up a bit on me in the back.

Photos

Front


Back


Close-up of laced area

I have really mixed feelings about these panties. They are so cute on and they make his eyes light up. They're not itchy or scratchy but they're not overly comfortable either. It could be that I'm not used to the bikini cut as I just started switching to sexier panties a couple of months ago.

Because I'm larger than the recommended size, they don't come up on my butt as much as I'd like them to. No - I will not be modeling them for you. I will say that the ties line up perfectly with your ass and my husband had a lot of fun "cracking" jokes about them.

I am probably going to save these for special days like Veteran's Day and Memorial Day and Armistice Day - stuff with a military theme. I also will only wear these panties when I know they'll be coming off within the hour.

If I was basing this review on my feelings alone - I'd be saying that these panties are high priced and not worth the money and not the most comfortable.

But we don't just wear panties for us - do we ladies?