I have to admit, I didn't buy this lube myself at first as I'm more easily swayed by flavors and pretty packages. I just started swiping it off my husband's personal stash for myself or for our times together, and understood why it was his desk staple. Well now that I completely outed my husband's activities, let me get to the actual review.

One of my favorite features here is the dispenser. It gives off a little bit more than needed most of the time, but being a webcamgirl, I worship anything that can be done with one hand and doesn't make the bottle, and everything around it, more slippery than myself.

As for the liquid itself, it starts out with just the right viscosity, sliding a bit off the original spot, but that's the price to pay for a slick lube that feels sexy on the skin with no unnerving clumps. It keeps well even while stroking but it suffers from the water-based lube curse - it starts to dry off after about 10 minutes and can glob up if you neglect to reapply. Also, it washes off well from the body with water after you're done, and being completely clear it doesn't make too much of a mess off of my sheets until I get to wash them.

The odor is only slightly chemical but, in no way unpleasant. The downside is, the taste isn't that discreet, I found it quite bitter and off-putting. I save it for post oral activities or solo play, so there's a lot of fun to be had with this lubricant, still!

Speaking of extra fun, I was surprised by its performance during anal sex. I was used to thicker, jelly lubes to make sure they stuck round the right spots during ass play. One day we just did an impromptu and only had this one around - well I was surprised to find that it worked out much, much better since it did stay in place. It also added a more sensual slip and slide feel that made for a very relaxed and natural experience. My partner was very happy to find he didn't have to feel like he had dipped himself in jell-o just to get a taste of the forbidden fruit. Now we go for water based lubes no matter where I'm getting it.

People who are concerned with paraben sensitivities should note this lube uses them. In my experience however, this personal lubricant is a smooth operator, not having caused me any rashes or infections. If anything, I can thank it for saving my partner from any raw skin issues.

In sum, I can’t recommend this bottle enough - it has a great price for its superior quality, especially if you go for the bigger size. It’s like a dependable, discreet wingman, always there to help you hook up!