I have a confession to make. I'm a lube snob. I have a high bar for lubricants and when it comes to silicone-based ones, Pjur Eros Bodyglide is basically the best of the best. It's condom-safe, body-neutral, has no discernible taste or odor, and is hypoallergenic. The only thing that it is not good for is play with silicone toys, given that it is a silicone-based lubricant and therefore unsuitable for use. It does not dry out and get sticky as many lubes do and that is a HUGE plus for me.

But the best thing, for me, is its glorious ability to make latex clothing shine and shine. Forget special shine sprays—go straight for the Bodyglide if you want that latex dress to shine like a mirror. And this is no unitasker—I've used it to shine latex clothing, unstick stuck zippers, untangle unruly hair, soothe chafed skin, and even lubricate stubborn gears in a pinch. It makes for a great massage as well! It truly is multifunctional—one of those "absolutely must have it in the toy box" things.

When you're using it with toys, the slippery goodness lasts FOREVER and Bodyglide is EXTREMELY concentrated, so a tiny bit goes a long way. The best I've had with this stuff is using it with glass and metal toys, which take on an absolutely otherworldly slickness that feels, in a word, incredible. Additionally, it makes a wonderful lubricant for anal play (with toys or with … body parts) as it maintains slipperiness for a long time and does not dry out and get sticky which could lead to some very uncomfortable situations.

Do yourself a favor—if you're looking for a silicone lubricant, skip the rest and give Bodyglide a try. You will be glad you did. And if you're worried about the price tag—you get what you pay for. This stuff is remarkable and well worth the price.

I've been trying out new silicone lubricants lately, but I have to say, Pjur Eros Bodyglide remains my #1. It's perfect in every possible way—only three ingredients, lasts forever, only need a tiny bit … Heaven.