Well, It Gets The Job Done
Buy "Wet fun flavors" instead of this. It costs a buck less and I'm pretty sure it doesn't contain any fructose.
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Pros
water based, feels good, doesn't stain
Cons
bad taste, a bit sticky, contains fructose
I bought this at the mall a little while back for the same price that it sells for here. The one that I have is Wild Strawberry and it comes in a totally different looking bottle. (Do they even make Wild Strawberry anymore? Should I be concerned about that?)
Considering that it's main selling point is being flavored, the flavor is really quite bad. It's that gross artificial and chemical sweetness that a lot of bulk candy or cheap lip glosses have. It smells better than it tastes but the smell isn't anything to write home about. The gel-like consistency helps it stay where you put it while not getting globby. It doesn't last all that long but it does take some effort to clean off afterwards.
One of the things that I don't like about it are the ingredients. There are five different dyes in this to make it red and the color serves absolutely no purpose. Another ingredient it doesn't need is fructose. Needless to say, I'm not very comfortable putting any type of sugar in my butt for various reasons. Not to mention that finding anything red colored (such as this product) in that area can be rather startling, if you know what I mean.
It says it's "The Original All Purpose Lubricant" but I don't think it's very well suited for all purposes. Much to my delight, it's good for solo masturbation. Just a little raindrop of it gets my clit instantly hard and "ready for action."
To put it very simply: it does what it needs to do but it could do it a lot better. It's not the worst lube I've ever used nor is it the best. I think that it's most useful for oral sex or toyless masturbation. Being the first lube that I ever bought, this will always have a special place in my heart although it won't have any place in the drawer next to my bed.
Considering that it's main selling point is being flavored, the flavor is really quite bad. It's that gross artificial and chemical sweetness that a lot of bulk candy or cheap lip glosses have. It smells better than it tastes but the smell isn't anything to write home about. The gel-like consistency helps it stay where you put it while not getting globby. It doesn't last all that long but it does take some effort to clean off afterwards.
One of the things that I don't like about it are the ingredients. There are five different dyes in this to make it red and the color serves absolutely no purpose. Another ingredient it doesn't need is fructose. Needless to say, I'm not very comfortable putting any type of sugar in my butt for various reasons. Not to mention that finding anything red colored (such as this product) in that area can be rather startling, if you know what I mean.
It says it's "The Original All Purpose Lubricant" but I don't think it's very well suited for all purposes. Much to my delight, it's good for solo masturbation. Just a little raindrop of it gets my clit instantly hard and "ready for action."
To put it very simply: it does what it needs to do but it could do it a lot better. It's not the worst lube I've ever used nor is it the best. I think that it's most useful for oral sex or toyless masturbation. Being the first lube that I ever bought, this will always have a special place in my heart although it won't have any place in the drawer next to my bed.
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