I was browsing the Eden Fantasys website, seeing what was new or I had overlooked in the past. In doing so I came across the Sliquid Organics lubricants. After getting more and more excited about them from reading the descriptions, I decided to try out the warming one. In no time at all it was sent to my door, and I made plans to try it out that night!

It was a slightly larger bottle than I was expecting; you get twice as much as my favorite lubricant for the same price. Reading the label on the bottle, I got excited all over again. There are not many products out there that are all natural, let alone organic and vegan. So, of course, it is not tested on animals either. The label reads that it is ‘offering women a healthier choice’, but I decided to test it out on a man first.

Sadly, neither of us was impressed. The lube got sticky and not as slick very quickly. We applied more, and soon some more, and then some more. Far more of it was used than should be necessary for a hand-job. That is not even thinking about the warming factor. If it was there, neither of us noticed it. Although I was told that it ‘felt kind of tingly and then started to feel like a burn’ post-playtime… I’m thinking that was not the intended reaction.

So, you might think, maybe it really is made for women? Well, not for this woman. I started out just by sniffing it, and it smelled a little minty, reminiscent of the cough drop smell at the bottom of a purse. I then tasted a little bit of it. Did I mention cough drops? It was very, very minty, and not unpleasant. Then came what I hoped would be the fun part.

First I decided to test it out on my nipple. Nothing happened, although it did evaporate quickly and there was no mess to clean up. Heading a little further south had mixed results. My clit felt a little tingly and by the time playtime was over I was warm, but that happens anyway most of the time. By the time we took a shower it was just unpleasant.

Sadly I don’t think that I will use this stuff again, which isn’t to say that Sliquid Organics’ other lubricants aren’t worth trying out!