Vacation In A Bottle
If you want a lubricant that tastes just like what it claims on the bottle (for once?) and if you want a lubricant that's smell fills an entire room? Then this worth-more-than-the-price glide is perfect for you.
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Pros
Smell/Taste, Good For Beginners, Best Bang For Buck, Pun Intended.
Cons
Stains Furniture/Sheets, Spills Easily, Loose Cap.
This is by far one of my favorite personal lubricants, ever. I'm a very experienced user, and I absolutely cannot find another lubricant that comes close to the Wet body glide|Wet body glide. The taste and the smell never grow old, no matter how many times you use it. It feels like a thick gel, but it's not sticky.
I highly recommend this product to beginners, because on an extremely personal note, this was the lubricant that I used when having sexual intercourse for the first time. My favorite smell/flavor is, of course, the passion fruit. It smells like you're having sex in Jamaica! It literally smells fruity, oh so very fruity. Even the men enjoy the smell.
It's great for lesbians as well. Just rubbing on your girlfriend's pussy with your own when using this lubricant makes you climax, HARD.
It can get rather runny if you store it in direct sunlight. One bottle lasts a very long time, and it's cheap! One other thing, the sound of his dick going in and out of my pussy was amplified, almost to a sort of 'popping' sound, making the sexual encounter a little more intense.
I wouldn't recommend using this product in the shower, it makes things too much like a slip-and-slide. It's a very smooth ride with this gel, though. It's like comparing the Millenium Force rollercoaster with the Lazy River Ride as far as 'smooth rides' go, which is a strange yet accurate comparison.
If sex is typically painful for you, and you know it's not because of a health condition, but you just want to enjoy sex a little bit, well okay, a lot more, than this is a total godsend. Ladies, especially if your man is 'well-endowed', works like a charm.
It sounds too good to be true, but sex isn't something to fuck around with [oh silly puns] and I wouldn't steer you wrong, it's true, it's true!
I highly recommend this product to beginners, because on an extremely personal note, this was the lubricant that I used when having sexual intercourse for the first time. My favorite smell/flavor is, of course, the passion fruit. It smells like you're having sex in Jamaica! It literally smells fruity, oh so very fruity. Even the men enjoy the smell.
It's great for lesbians as well. Just rubbing on your girlfriend's pussy with your own when using this lubricant makes you climax, HARD.
It can get rather runny if you store it in direct sunlight. One bottle lasts a very long time, and it's cheap! One other thing, the sound of his dick going in and out of my pussy was amplified, almost to a sort of 'popping' sound, making the sexual encounter a little more intense.
I wouldn't recommend using this product in the shower, it makes things too much like a slip-and-slide. It's a very smooth ride with this gel, though. It's like comparing the Millenium Force rollercoaster with the Lazy River Ride as far as 'smooth rides' go, which is a strange yet accurate comparison.
If sex is typically painful for you, and you know it's not because of a health condition, but you just want to enjoy sex a little bit, well okay, a lot more, than this is a total godsend. Ladies, especially if your man is 'well-endowed', works like a charm.
It sounds too good to be true, but sex isn't something to fuck around with [oh silly puns] and I wouldn't steer you wrong, it's true, it's true!
Experience
I was once with a guy who had heavy perspiration and overall bad hygiene. I know, bad judgement on my part, right? Well, I whipped out this special lubricant, which I hold so close to my heart, and slathered it all over the condom [that he'd already put on properly] and it instantaneously felt better.
If your man has a problem with 'premature ejaculation', this product is not recommended, trust me. I've had quite a few 2 minute sexcapades.
If your man has a problem with 'premature ejaculation', this product is not recommended, trust me. I've had quite a few 2 minute sexcapades.
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I tried a sample pack of this stuff about 5 years ago and hated it. I am thinking I am going to have to give this lube a second try though. Is there an aftertaste from this? Also, have you tried the System Jo H2O flavored lube, and if so how do the two compare? -
Good questions, Bulma. Glad this has worked so well for you Candy. I make it a general rule to stay away from flavored lubes because of that fear of aftertaste and I usually don't really like the smell either. Maybe this is different? Thanks for the review. -
It's water based so it's latex friendly. I might be giving this one a try! Have you tried the cherry? I have not been able to find a good tasting cherry lube to save my life! -
It stains furniture and sheets? I was under the impression that water lube didn't stain. -
Thanks for the review -
Good review... -
Great review!
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