This is a tricky one. It isn't that I don't like it, but it is more so that it is just too normal for me to brag about it. It's one of those lubes that you grab when all the others run out. My wife isn't fond of the ingredients so I just trashed the 2 oz. bottle. No point! It dries rather quickly and I'd rather use lotion to do my wife's boobs.

It is silky, until it dries. It lasts about 2 minutes and gets very sticky. That, to me, was the downer that made me throw this stuff out for the most part. I read that other people claimed it wasn't sticky and I'm pretty confused because I sure thought so. It is quite thin, though. Not too thick like other water lubes I usually use.

Taste.. Oh God, the taste. So gross. I hope you don't plan on kissing your wife's titties after applying. It is quite bitter/sour and the taste alone is enough to make someone dislike this product. There's not much of an aroma in my opinion, just like any other water based lube.

It performs, but only if you use a crap load of it. Otherwise, it dries out far too quickly. It washes off well, so no complaints there, but you'll want to wash it off right away because you can feel it even after it has dried. It got into the hair on my arms and it felt awful.

The packaging is a plastic bottle showing a woman squeezing her tits together.

"BOOB LUBE

TITTY FUCKING LUBE"

Obviously not discreet, and I'd hate my bro finding this or my wife's mother when she's over for a visit.

This product is too expensive for the quality. It's more of a novelty or collector's item, and I'm sure that is why it was made to begin with. The quality doesn't outweigh the cons, so it's just as good as any other lube.