Okay, so I admit it, I mostly ordered the Fizz poppin cherry cola lubricant|Fizz lubricant by Topco because it just looked so cute! When it arrived it was just as cute as in the picture! The bottle looks sort of like a long neck miniature bottle with a bottle cap top that unscrews. The whole bottle is constructed of plastic except for the outer label/sleeve. The bottle stands about 6 3/4" tall and contains 5 fl. oz. of lube. Unfortunately on the cap, there is no little hole for the lube to be squeezed out of. Instead there is this huge hole just like on a soda bottle! Geeesh! What were they thinking?!

The bottle lists the ingredients as water(it's water based), glycerin(which can cause yeast infections), propylene glycol, flavor, sucralose, hydroxyethylcellulose, chlorhexidine, gluconate, gluconolactone, methylparaben, and sodium hydroxide. I really have no idea what most of these ingredients are or what they might do....

The bottle also states that this lube can give your sex some pop with fizzes that tickle and that it is sugar-free, water based and latex friendly for a refreshingly smooth ride. There is also a list of all six flavors of screamin orange, lickin lemon-lime, rockin rootbeer, poppin cherry cola, kissin cola and gropin grape.

There is also a goofy little nutrition facts label that says a serving size is lots a licks and the daily values are 100% total fun, 100% slickness, 0% guilt and 100% pleasure as well as a significant source of excitement and satisfaction. I warned you that it was goofy...

Now onto the lube... We've already established that this is water based and therefore latex/condom friendly and can be used on almost any toy I can think of. That's about it's only good point... The lube itself is hard to deal with because of the big opening on the bottle. You have to pour it out onto your hand and hope like hell you don't pour the whole bottle out! The lube itself was slick enough I guess but had more of a consistency of say... thin shower gel! Definitely not the slickest, smoothest lube I have tried and as far as the poppin cherry cola flavor goes... Do you really want to know? Okay then... It too kind of reminds me of shower gel! This tastes nothing at all like cherry soda! Gimme a break! It is more like a combination of shower gel and some weird cough medicine! This is the king of yuckiness here! I really have no clue what the other flavors taste like and I honestly couldn't care less because this is the only bottle of this... stuff... I am going to buy ever! If you are buying this because you don't like the taste of oral sex... I can pretty much guarantee you that you will love the taste of your partner way more than this stuff! Maybe that is the point, I'm really not sure...

Oh yeah, it's also supposed to "give your sex some pop with fizzes that tickle." Okay, they must have forgotten that ingredient with all of the other stuff they put in it because, we aren't feeling any tickle. I thought the whole name of "Fizz lubricant" meant that it would kind of fizz or something but, we got nothin!

So, basically... No, I'm not going to recommend this to anyone. I'm not buying anymore because it's a waste of money and it tastes sick so, now you know...

I poured a puddle of this out in my hand and rubbed it on my mans cock and went to town until the horrible taste set in. I then jumped up and said, ok, that's enough leaving my poor hubby with a raging hard on. He was like, HUH?! Where are you going? I then explained that this stuff tastes totally sick and couldn't take anymore. Him being a man and all had to try it out for himself to see if I was telling the truth and he too came to the same conclusion that I did. It's sick!

As far as the fizzes that tickle, neither one of us noticed this fizzy tickle and really don't care at this point. We are done with it!