Thick and Luscious

Like a little slice of a cloud from heaven. This is the comforter, minus the down, you get to enjoy inside of you. It's thick, soft, creamy, mild, and my new go to lube. It's not perfect but deserving of 5 stars.
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Pros
Minimal harmful ingredients, thick, lubey, comes in a pump, just good all around
Cons
Not organic, Stringy like hot cheese on a pizza, contains Polyethylene Oxide
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review
The most important thing to me about a lube is its ingredients list, and secondly performance. This lube has a short list, and on that, the only real red flag is Polyethylene Oxide. Upon investigation it is not expected to be particularly hazardous but that is my biggest critisicsm of this lube. My second complaint is that none of the ingredients are organic. The rest of the contents are plant based which is likely why the smell, taste, and feel are so mild. The lube is water based so works good with all sorts of toys and is great for the silicone toy selections.

The lube itself is clear, odorless, thick, and creamy. It is very stringy like hot cheese on a pizza. That doesn't bother me at all, but it may bother others who want to look all Rico Suave when applying their lube. It comes in a feminine looking bottle with a pumper on top, which is great. At least the pumper part. It looks discreet, like a lotion bottle except for the fact the Probe is boldly displayed on the front.

It works great. It's my new go to lube for anal play. Very thick, and mild to sensitive skin. I usually end up using alot of it, but it reminds me of Aloe in that it so soothing. It might be the plant based nature of it. It can get tacky like all lubes, but it lasts longer than most other "natural" or non-synthetic lubes I've tried. Sometimes it seems to not last as long as normal and nearly excessive amounts need to be used. I'm not sure if this is due to atmospheric conditions or what, just a side note. Vaginally my girlfriend has had no complaints, shes declared this her primary as well. The price isn't bad on this, and I would say spring for the big bottle so you get the pumper top.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: ToyTimeTim
    Great review. My wife has started to like this a whole bunch. It does not irritate her bits and feel wonderful. I think it is OK for anal but it dries to fast for my liking. It is nice that just a drop or two of water re-activates it.
  • Contributor: The Curious Couple
    Thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: Vaccinium
    Thanks for the review. Sounds like a quality lube.
  • Contributor: Waterfall
    Nice review! This looks like a good lube, I have to pull myself away from Maximus and give it a try
  • Contributor: sydney106
    Stringy like hot cheese on a pizza? Doesn't sound appealing to me! But I might still give it a try.
  • Contributor: Acorn
    Thanks for the review. I thought the pump top would eliminate some of the stringy issues. Oh well.
  • Contributor: Clubbinseals
    Thanks so much for the review!
  • Contributor: Soup
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: Pudyqat
    thanks
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