That's the SMELL of Pine-sol, Baby.
I am just not feeling them lemon flavored love with this lubricant. It leaves me feeling sticky, suffocated with an awful fake lemon scent, and with a very bitter aftertaste in my mouth!
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Pros
Lube has a push top.
Cons
PRICE! Sticky, smell, aftertaste, pretty much everything else.
I decided to give this lubricant a try, I've read so many fantastic reviews praising this lubricant. However, I wasn't as satisfied. At least not with this flavor.
This water based lubricant has the following ingredients inside of it.
Propyl Paraben, methyl Paraben, Sodium Carboxy Methyl Cellulose, Glycerin, Purified Water, Lemon Flavor(aroma).
Note: Glycerin can irritate some women, or people with sensitive skin. Use with caution.
This lubricant is Lemon flavored and clear.
Freezing: I have become obsessed with freezing lubricants into home made quivers. This was my favorite way to use this lubricant. Frozen the smell wasn't so overpowering.
Hand Jobs: This was another favorite use for the lubricant. When I give a hand job I like to add a little bit of blowjob in there, so the flavoring helped, just a little. I like that it stayed thick while I completed the handjob. A little bit of spit reactivated the lubricant when it began to dry up.
Blow Job: I am so unimpressed with the lemon flavoring. I love all things lemon and I hated this. It smells so much like Pine-Sol cleaner and it has a sharp, bitter taste. It feels a bit oily in your mouth and it is just overall unpleasant. I do plan on trying another flavor to see if I like it better, but right now, I do not find this a winner!
Vaginal Sex: This lubricant blends perfectly in with vaginal fluids to provide a slick lubricant, however it left me feeling a bit sticky, which meant that I had to go rinse off. Which isn't always convenient after sex.
Anal Sex: This was my least favorite use of all. It coated well, I just wish it didn't have that damn sticky feeling.
Overall this 1 ounce of lubricant was perfect for me. It allowed me to try out System Jo H2o to see if I liked it, and honestly I just didn't. I do want to try it again, but I'm glad I didn't end up with a huge bottle of it!
This water based lubricant has the following ingredients inside of it.
Propyl Paraben, methyl Paraben, Sodium Carboxy Methyl Cellulose, Glycerin, Purified Water, Lemon Flavor(aroma).
Note: Glycerin can irritate some women, or people with sensitive skin. Use with caution.
This lubricant is Lemon flavored and clear.
Freezing: I have become obsessed with freezing lubricants into home made quivers. This was my favorite way to use this lubricant. Frozen the smell wasn't so overpowering.
Hand Jobs: This was another favorite use for the lubricant. When I give a hand job I like to add a little bit of blowjob in there, so the flavoring helped, just a little. I like that it stayed thick while I completed the handjob. A little bit of spit reactivated the lubricant when it began to dry up.
Blow Job: I am so unimpressed with the lemon flavoring. I love all things lemon and I hated this. It smells so much like Pine-Sol cleaner and it has a sharp, bitter taste. It feels a bit oily in your mouth and it is just overall unpleasant. I do plan on trying another flavor to see if I like it better, but right now, I do not find this a winner!
Vaginal Sex: This lubricant blends perfectly in with vaginal fluids to provide a slick lubricant, however it left me feeling a bit sticky, which meant that I had to go rinse off. Which isn't always convenient after sex.
Anal Sex: This was my least favorite use of all. It coated well, I just wish it didn't have that damn sticky feeling.
Overall this 1 ounce of lubricant was perfect for me. It allowed me to try out System Jo H2o to see if I liked it, and honestly I just didn't. I do want to try it again, but I'm glad I didn't end up with a huge bottle of it!
Experience
I love this lubricant frozen, it allows me to enjoy it without having to smell it. I think I'll try a bottle of unflavored and see how that goes, but for now, I'm really unimpressed with System Jo H2o!
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
I froze all of this, it is totally not worth $6.99, It stained my white sheets and I had to replace them. The stain was like an oil stain, and it was awful.
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