While smelling the strawberry: "Mmm. That smells great. I can't wait to try this."

While smelling the others: "I'm less than convinced, but we'll give it a try."

What we said during: see "Taste" section.

What we said after: "I'm so glad you decided to review these AFTER we played around. After tasting those, the last thing I'd want to do is have sex."

P.S. -- If you want to use a really great flavored body drizzle that tastes amazing AND feels good, might I suggest you try Dona Kissable Body Drizzle? It's the only lickable body product I've ever tried that I absolutely love and use over and over again.

"It's like Vaseline."

"It's mostly glycerin. That makes sense."

"It's sticky."

"You have to put it on me."

"I don't want to."

"Yes, but you have to."

"I don't want to put it anywhere near you. This stuff is full of yuck."

While tasting the strawberry: "It tastes like burning!"

While tasting the mint: "It's like licking chapstick."

While tasting the cinnamon: "A red hot, but not the good kind of red hot."

"There are bad kinds of red hots?"

"Yes. This kind."

Post mortem thoughts:
"Thank goodness we tested this near Halloween so we had candy nearby to get the flavors out of my mouth."

"Can you hold on with that thought? I need a lollipop. My mouth tastes so bad I can't think about anything else."

After sitting with the Tingle Strawberry on my skin for a while:
"Do you feel anything tingling?"
"Aren't you leading the witness?"
"Yes, is it helping?"
"No. I still don't feel anything."

After sitting with the Warm Mint on my skin for a while:
"Well?"
"I, um, I don't know. If I focus, maybe I can feel a little... oh, forget it. I don't feel anything."

After sitting with the Intensify Spicy Cinnamon on my skin for a while:
"How about this one?"
"Shh... be quiet. I'm trying to feel something."