I’ve noticed, particularly with lubricants, that I tend to base all my likes and dislikes in comparison to those of the first lubricant I tried. Pretty much all of them have come up short for some reason or another and I was apprehensive to attempt yet another water-based lubricant when most of the others I had tried failed. Yet this time I found something that I find quite nice indeed. I love a particular thickness to my lubricants, I tend to put a dab on the tip of whatever I’m playing with instead of putting it on my rear directly with my fingers (I like to start without slippery hands), so I like it best when a lubricant stays put. Now I know of two that do just that and Probe Lubricant is one of those two. Odorless as promised and a good thick mix with no oily residue really makes me eager to use it again. The bottle is a good size and from far away looks more like lotion then lubricant.

When it first came, it took me a couple of days to be free enough to use it, and about a day more for me to be in the mood for anal play. I grabbed the new bottle and gave a small squeeze, the only trouble I had was that it was so thick, I had to twirl it around the toy a few times to get a hair thin line to break. It stayed right where smeared and a little definitely goes a long way when it comes to Probe lube. I also noticed to my surprise that the lubricant is so effective (on me at least) that after using it with any of my toys, my rear stays completely ready for more play, stretching open very easily. That trait is especially nice when I want to switch between toys or just move to a new position and the toy slips free. Of course, this lubricant stays right where it’s put, it doesn’t drip down or smear upwards too easily, which I find incredibly helpful for clean up.

This lubricant definitely ranks a full fives stars with me, even with being so thick that I have to pull the bottle shut and away to get it to let go. It’s only a bigger bonus as a show for how thick it is. It is definitely a new favorite of mine.