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Do you love and respect your vagina, anus, or penis? If you answered yes to any (or perhaps all) of these choices, then this is not the lube for you.

I bought it from a store other than Eden Fantasys. I find myself feeling a case of buyer's remorse. Also, I found out that even if I were dumb enough to still buy this lube knowing that it has not received favorable reviews, that I could have paid $5 less! Yes, I am that spend thrift because this does bother me.

I found out that I do not like oil-based lube and that those little balls are a pain in the ass to wash out of your vag. I found them a few days later when using the bathroom. It scared the crap out of me until I remembered that I had recently used this damn lube.

I finally threw it out. I didn't even use half of it. I hate the texture and I hate the uncomfortable burning sensation. I'm beginning to wonder if maybe it has chili pepper extract (capsaicin, the part of the pepper that makes things spicy) because other adult products (such as Trojan's Warming Sensations condoms) use capsaicin for the warming sensation. This is entirely speculative since I didn't see any mention of capsaicin on the packaging before I got rid of the lube. It bothers me that the materials used in the adult product industry don't appear to be better regulated...