Should be called "VERY Happy Penis"

Happy Penis is by far the best edible, water-based lubricant available! It tastes great, smells great, and stays slick. It is well worth the price because a little bit of it goes a long way.
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Pros
Taste. Smell. Stays slick.
Cons
Smell stays with you even after washing.
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review
This is by far the best lube that my husband and I have ever used! If you're looking for the best, edible, water-based lubricant available, look no further.

I love its taste, smell, texture... EVERYTHING. One of the best things about it is that it stays slippery instead of getting sticky like a lot of other lubes do. Unlike other edible intimacy products I've tried, this stuff actually tastes pretty good, too. I've only tried the banana and cherry flavors so far, but of those two the cherry was the best-tasting. It tasted just like a cherry candy! I can't wait to try the other flavors. Another plus is that it makes the whole room smell like candy.

Hubby says this stuff is great when using a masturbating sleeve, too. He likes that it stays wet or slick the whole time. According to him, this is the first lube he's used in a sleeve that didn't get "gummy" or sticky after a couple of strokes. The only downside, he says, is that after using this product his hand smelled like candy the rest of the day even after washing.

The first time we used this lubricant was while I was pregnant with our first child. The pregnancy hormones made my vaginal area very dry and sensitive; sex was not very enjoyable those first few months. Our doctor recommended we try some water-based lubricants for intercourse. After searching the web and reading reviews, we decided to give the Happy Penis a try. Being water-based, it was naturally gentle on my sensitive skin and felt amazing. Our bedroom hasn't been without a bottle of Happy Penis since (going on seven years now).

We've even given bottles of it as gifts for bachelor and bachelorette parties. The friends that have received it as gifts rave about it as well.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
    • Oral
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  • Contributor: Ryanne
    Thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks
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    Thank you for the review.
  • Contributor: surreptitious
    It's interesting that the smell lasted even after the shower. Thanks for reviewing!
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    Thanks for sharing!
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    Thanks for the review..
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    good start at reviewing.
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